BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou

Not the video of them making out in his truck going around twitter now she’s going to get papped by every teen with an android in that swamptown omg

Got anairboattourguide Who turns on the backbeat Puts the shower on while he calls me Slips out the back door to talk to me

I’m terrified for some of our results myself included

Lana recorded a diss track (confirmed by Lindsay Lohan) about Ethel Cain awhile back. Maybe during Ocean Blvd. era but I’m not certain. Lana could have had beef with Ethel over their mutual connection with Jack Donoghue / some of the things Ethel said about Lana.

No one could have imagined when she announced Lasso back in February that THIS is the conversation we’d be having in the Lana Del Rey’s Wedding thread

They literally confirmed it’s about Ethel Cain I—

Add in the Jack Donoghue link and I think that’s about it. LL said the song doesn’t even compare to So Legit. She probably just singing about people calling her fake (Ethel maybe being one of them) and Ethel sleeping with her bisexual king fling of the moment.

Do her issues with Ethel stem from her being linked with Jack D? Or is it because of what Ethel said about Lana a few years ago?

This is what she meant by behind the iron gates insights from an institution isn’t it

LDR10 will be her southern gothic, stranger in a strange land, swamp goddess, true blood on the bayou, voodoo in the trailer, ethereal album and LDR11 will be her surf rock psychedelic NFR2.0 album where she returns home to California and has the great American homecoming she’s been longing for

At this point, I’m more interested in who is leaking details to the press. A global pop star moving into swampland is going to shake up the locals lives. People are bound to talk. As Kyle Richards says: who does this story benefit?

She’s absolutely replacing a masterpiece of a song for LDR10 with new song “Kelli’s Crystals” as we speak

it’s time to lock it up. Take it doen. Now.

Beth Dufrene is now an alter ego of Lana Del Rey. This is how I choose to cope

Shootin ropes in the bayou by you

I think everyone should spend their Saturday not thinking about Beth Dufrene. Breathe some fresh air, get some good coffee, talk to a friend and come back refreshed, energized and ready to begin manifesting single #1 in the Lasso - Pre-Release Thread: OUT September 2024 thread

Nikki Lane stop calling TMZ challenge

When this is all elaborate performance art just so when she releases Lasso the Ethel Cain stans can’t say she’s cosplaying as swamp goddess

Your display name 💀 I considered changing mine to Beth Dufrene OT: Jen’s sister said no one was supposed to know about the wedding and Lana would “probably” announce it later on. Imagine how crazy it would be if she posted pics on insta a few months from now out of the blue announcing she got married in the bayou

Very soon 🚀 🚀

The insta post with her mirror selfies from the wedding and caption will be iconic

November 5 gonna be an awkward day in the Dufrane house

I wonder if she’ll leave California for good. That would be major (derogatory). Or perhaps Jeremy will soon learn to become a Venice bitch. Honestly, this should be a reality show

Don’t forget me