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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I love long and/or psychedelic songs I don't loves snoozefests with shit lyrics I like how me disliking Venice suddenly means I hate the entire psychedelia genre consisting of thousands of songs U speak of logic but are u flaunting it? -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Cherry is nice but would've been better if the production didn't feel like a BTD rehash & like she rushes through the song Plus the excessive swearing (that she seems to like doing ever since LFL and now for NFR era) is just dire -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Lana even addressed the hate BTD got at the time of its release in her Pitchfork interview during the LFL era. She literally admitted that she stripped down her music due to the criticism regarding BTD's production. Were u even a fan back then -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Fresh out of fucks is one of her most pandering lyrics to the point that she even made a shirt out of it Her meme-esque train of thought is so cheesy this era lmao -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Venice Bitch is trash and without its garbage outro would go straight on May Jailer without a second thought. What a borefest -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Can't talk about how we love NFR when we haven't heard it & probably won't until December 31st can we -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Guess you better delete BTD, Paradise & UV then because critics despised them and hail Lust For Life her second best album (1 point less than Honeymoon, an actual good record) -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Venice's guitar solo is literally garbage Eddie Hazel is crying -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Critiquing her albums & songs =/= hate -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
NFR era songs have been far more monotonous than anything on LFL. Not to mention the never-ending piano loop on almost every song this era. Plus "shaking my ass" "two cats in da yard" "I got to thinking that I thought" "ice cream, ice queen" (basically the entirety of Venice's mumbo jumbo) & so on take the cake as far as parodies go & She barely sings anymore. It's always a whisper or a mumble. Rarely elongates any notes. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
With the daisies part of 13B alone > Vaginosis Bitch -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
It relies on its duration to be "interesting" Nothing vocally impressive or interesting about Lana whispering for 5 minutes straight then being subjected to a boring outro Music from this era has been such a snoozefest in general. She needs to learn that her vagabond Leonard Cohen wannabe lyricism & monotone piano chords ain't it There's a reason the hype for these new songs disappear so fast with little replay value. Fans are bored of her newfound "simplicity" -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Fans hype it to be some amazing spacey "pSyChEdelic" journey when it's literally as dull and regressive as her May Jailer material -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Venice Bitch is boring and the lyrics are shit. 10 minutes of Lana whispering with an anticlimactic guitar in the background -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Dan Auerbach said Interscope wouldn't release Ultraviolence until Lana met up with Adele's producer. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/how-lana-del-rey-fought-to-get-her-radical-ultraviolence-lp-released-236453/ Lana also said that when she got signed, she told Jimmy Iovine that "this type of music" (referring to Honeymoon specifically) is all she will ever do. https://pitchfork.com/features/interview/life-liberty-and-the-pursuit-of-happiness-a-conversation-with-lana-del-rey/ So they're aware. She probably just wants to add more tracks to this album. Interscope approved Coachella so they'll approve anything at this point. Doubt there's conflict regarding music. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
If she holds resentment towards her songs being leaked that she supposedly did not want out there, why does she draw attention to them by performing them (Serial Killer, Us Against The World, Paradise, Pawn Shop Blues for some fans, Hollywood on IG live, promising to do Wayamaya, etc) & saying she'll release an album full of them someday. She doesn't want them out there, but then she does? Ok. Anyways I've never seen a team so mad at the idea of grabbing some easy cash from willing fans. If the album is delayed due to needing extra recording time why didn't Lana mention that vital piece of information weeks ago. The fact that she hasn't jumped in on this to say something while her managers act like children on Instagram (though her behavior in general hasn't been much better) proves she doesn't give one fuck about the disrespect she and her team put out there. She can DM Spin Magazine and tell them to fuck themselves over a non-factor opinion regarding her boring answers in interviews but she can't tell Billboard & Elle Magazine to omit the rumored March release from their articles. I have to laugh. -
Lana spotted at Hillsong again - January 30, 2019
Valerie replied to Peachycream's topic in Sightings
Yep the same "adults" that keep bitching about Lana attending Hillsong for 324 pages (including other threads as well), calling her several names too. Sure, go ahead and continue. Ciao sis :-) -
Lana spotted at Hillsong again - January 30, 2019
Valerie replied to Peachycream's topic in Sightings
You have been ranting for 32490 pages abt the lgbt only, and now u suddenly remembered the rape victims? Nah, you only care for lgbt and thats what u have been ranting about for 20 pages now in this thread but u only brought up suddenly the "victims of rape/abuse,female fanzz" for ur argument. Cute try but it's obvious what u're trying to do. Next. -
Lana spotted at Hillsong again - January 30, 2019
Valerie replied to Peachycream's topic in Sightings
a lot of her fans are girls and casual fans, its not majority of her fanbase being lgbt. Just because u see lots of gays huddling in her live shows doesn't mean its all the fans there. Even with BTD era, it wasn't the gay fans making her popular. It was tumblr girls making her popular way before the gays found out they can b0p b0p b0p to her songs. Yeah I figured what u tried to do with the pepsi thing eventho it wasn't rly glaringly obvious but anyways. And like I said, there is far worse artists that have done really shitty things/beating their gfs like the rockstars I mentioned, and they have their fanbases just fine and selling also just fine. Because ultimately the fans don't care. They are there for the music. Same goes for Lana's fanbase. Even if she loses some fans now she is also gaining other fans at the same time. So really, she won't be affected. -
Lana spotted at Hillsong again - January 30, 2019
Valerie replied to Peachycream's topic in Sightings
She will be just fine actually and won't lose anything. You act like the entire world is suddenly against her but that isn't even close to the reality. Losing few fans won't affect her in the slightest. Most people don't even care whether Lana went to that church or not. They don't give a fuck period. They are there for her music not for what she does in her personal life/free time. Everyone will forget about it once the album drops. If you think that she will go broke and looking for a hand to hand her a pepsi just for that Hillsong shit I have to laugh real hard. And let me tell u something, theres so many artists, rockstars that have been awful ppl themselves,they beat their gfs/doing really shitty things but they also have their careers going great with money flowing. You know why? Because their fans don't care, they only care for the music. Lana's fanbase isn't all lgbt, lots of her fanbase including lgbt ppl are just there for her music. They don't give a shit for what she does in her private/free time. A bunch of fans whining for hillsong won't change anything at all. She stays unbothered. -
Lana spotted at Hillsong again - January 30, 2019
Valerie replied to Peachycream's topic in Sightings
lana won't give a shit if you bought her stuff or not so go ahead lmfao -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Boring as hell! -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
Valerie replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
The title of that Stupid song speaks for itself. Ew Hey Blue Baby has some pretty vocals there. Nothing groundbreaking but nice to hear her sing. Lyrics aren't the best by any means but since it's just a standalone track I didn't expect the context to be anything special. Probably a good choice on her part to exclude it from the album but then again she's supposedly readying that MGK track for the record so her decisions remain ridiculous regardless -
Monkey's butt Anyway, back to Instagram Updates Hope she posts another snippet soon!