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Ooh can't wait to finally witness my first lb theme change wow. We can wait so do it whenever's best to do it. Also, very excited for a future app.

We all love and appreciate you very much Elle, thanks again for being the best

This looks fucking amazing omg the shots with her on the boat are magical and then the contrast in the bar..

I love how smiley she is I'm so excited for thursday

 

I didn't listen to the cassette leak but The Greatest has an amazing guitar solo wtf

 

 

 

We've mentioned the incredible production of NFR...but I gotta be honest: we have all these rock influenced songs but apart from VB, no other song has a guitar explosion quite like Money power glory or fucking Shades of cool...kinda dissapointed in that.

Minor detail, I still think it may be her best

this norman rockwell painting is so relevant to this era, she had the opportunity to recreate it but she blew it away

 

 

 

Lana's the big fat clown with that huge loaf of bread that's NFR. Jack's with her at the table, listening how she laughs at us.

 

 

We're the poor dog on the floor 

I hope y'all who are listening the hell out of that leak will do the same when the album is available on streaming platforms august 30th

 

I mean, listening on repeat to songs with that quality is a clown ass move. After you listen like once or twice you don't even feel the need to anymore cause of the quality so it's all good lmao. (well at least for me) 

That’s my problem, I don’t want to waste my time on a leak of the album when you can’t even hear the production well enough. What’s the point??? I’d rather hear it in the best quality so my brain can pick the instrumentals apart as well as lyrics and her vocals

Well, yeah, I agree with you. But my post was adressed more towards the people who say you can't make a song ranking because of the bad quality, you can easily and definetly make a ranking and I doubt our rankings will change drastically after we hear the full thing in HQ. 

People who haven't listened to the leak: the quality is bad, but it's not like 1kbp, wtf, you can obviously hear the melody and lyrics well enough and you can also definetly make out what the production sounds like. Of course you can't hear minor details and the instrumental gets fuzzy and blurry when the production picks up, but you still know that it sounds incredible.

For example:

  

 

So, yeah, we can definetly make out some rankings, it's not that bad

Made a quick cover of Queen of Disaster. Sine pico is dying, I thought I might as well make a soundcloud instead. I'll probably upload my other covers on there too. RIP pico.

Beautiful voice as usual Clampi 

Wtf

 

OMG Is this the original LFL photo ? I feel betrayed

For real, is that the real one??

Did you have a ball

No, fuck! I guess i'm signin' off (bang bang-kiss kiss)

welcome to the dark side

It's lit

Yayo

Bel Air

Get free

The other woman

HIADT

DLMBM

TIWMUG

somehow listening to this potato quality leak made me a thousand times more excited for the album release 

EXACTLY!! Now that I know that the base is fucking great, like the melody and lyrics, I'm 100 times more eager to listen to the tracks when the're released in HQ and I don't have the urge to listen to the songs all the time either because the quality is bad so, honestly for me this was a win-win

Do you think she sings bar-t-t-tender like that because it sounds like the sound of a camera shutter? As the song is about hiding from the paparazzi

 

Woah did not think of that but it's such a great detail. Not sure if that was her intention but it's definetly a nice touch

Alright since people who listened to the LQ songs are terrible clowns, imma go full on and make my NFR rank as well 

 

1.Venice bitch

2.The greatest/California I can't decide

3.The greatest/California I can't decide

4.Norman fucking Rockwell

5.Bartender

6.Love song

7.The next best American record

8.Fuck it, I love you

9.Mariner's apartment complex  (These 2, number 8 and 9 could swap places maybe) 

10.Cinnamon girl

11.Doin' time

12.How to disappear

13.Happiness is a butterfly

14.Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have-but I have it

Where's Bartender????

It's very good, but not quite top 3, at least in my opinion

Venice Bitch, The greatest and California the top 3 tracks of the album CONFUCKINGIRMED

I listened to the other songs that I didn't listen at first (Love song, Bartender, California) and even though the quality is bad, the production on most, if not all the songs is definetly not even a little flat. It's all so rich, harmonized and everything. Just heaven. When this comes in HQ on the 30th we're all gonna be killed by the fucking instrumentals and production on this album. 

 

Also, it doesn't matter that much that the songs don't have bridges, they're so fucking good you won't even notice that absence

There are no: ''you did it all for fame'', ''I told ya'' ''Honey how's it feeling/treating you now'' lyrics, she removed them all. However, the verses and the bridge are pretty much the same, so I'm fucking glad she didn't change it all at least.

NFR-no bridge

MAC-no bridge (there's that little guitar solo but that's just pretty much the outro)

VB-no bridge lol

Filly-not really a bridge

Doin time-not really a bridge

Love song-don't know

Cinnamon girl-no bridge (there's that repeated chorus in higher register and with lighter instrumentation)

HTD-from what she performed live, no bridge

California-Don't know

TNBAR- a fucking BRIDGE!! and a brilliant one

Bartender-don't know

HIAB-no bridge

HIADT-no bridge

Pre release thread is locked so sharing my thoughts here: 

 

I gave in lmao. Listened only to the tracks I sort of knew already though, to test out the quality on something I already knew. Listened to Cinnamon girl, NFR, HIAB and TNBAR. 

The quality is indeed really bad, but now I don't have a hunger to listen to the other songs which is awesome, I can wait for them in peace now till the 30th even though I haven't heard them lol. 

 

The verses and the fucking bridge in TNBAR are the same, we WON. (well, the chorus's lyrics are not that great but it's still nice) 

HIAB indeed has a much richer production towards the end which makes me appreciate it a little more, Still one of the weaker tracks for me, no bridge or anything, just what we've heard so far

NFR- I can't fucking wait to listen to this in HQ, all the strings culminating are HEAVEN. It's quite a simple track. A beautiful string intro, first verse and chorus, then second verse and chorus and then instrumental string heaven outro with Lana singing stuff siren style over it as it ends. 

No bridge for Cinnamon either. Verse-chrous, verse-chorus, the chorus again in higher register(this can be considered the bridge though it's just the chorus) and then instrumental break all the way till the end. 

 

Did not listen to Love song, California or Bartender and after hearing that quality I don't even feel the need to which is great cause I can calmly wait for them now. But holy shit, the tracks already sounded good in this shit quality, so when they come in HQ, the album WILL end us

And just like that we've reached past page 3200. What a mess

I guess this shit reflects Lana's total CLOWN attitude towards this album though. ''Yeah, well I don't even really have a plan for this album which is kinda funny''. Well is it funny NOW?? Be professional and communicate everything properly, to your producers, managers, fans, everyone. 

 

This seems like I'm coming after her and saying she deserves it and honestly, she kind of does deserve it a little bit, y'all know how she's been for this whole past year. At the end of the day, I don't think she fully deserves this shit happening to her but it is what it is.