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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Petition to Gaby Wilson to interview Lana about the album -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
ok so HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS what if she doesn't wanna release NFR rn because most of the songs are about him hurting her and their thing is still on and she's still fighting to keep them together also then her tweets "still loving you" and "things were so different and yet not that different" reffer to her still falling for wrong men after all these years AND FINALLY her tweet "idk when my album's coming" because she doesn't know how long will they last in this toxic kind of relationship -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
it's a cool song overall and it's coming from a #1 LFL stan but I think HBTB is much much better as post-breakup song -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
yeah but on the other side last time she dated someone we got in my feelings... i expect something less cheesy this time around -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/8138-billie-eilish/ you're welcome and now gtfo -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I JUST PROVIDED Y'ALL A NEW TOPIC FOR NEXT FEW DAYS and you f*gs ruined it in a second good luck and keep discussing about non-existing surprise release and also a color of non-existing vinyl edit: and billie eyelash -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
are you blind -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
since Norman is no longer fucking Rockwell... i guess the album is officially renamed to Chase Fucking Lana -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
So Legit is from years ago and it was caused by some actual drama between Gaga and Bob. Lana cut off his creep ass from her life and admitted this whole song was a misunderstanding. Original version written in Polish by muah, English transcription by @@kitschesque and fake screens also by me but the funniest thing is the actual idea is from weeks ago and y'all started randomly discussing copyrights yesterday and ruined my whole prank -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
lmao actually it's my tweet you're welcome f*gs -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Can we stop whining about Billie? I don't understand the hype for her either, but she's just a kid. It's actually very cool for kids to have an idol who's the same age as them, not someone who's a grown ass woman and just acting like one aka Ariola Granola And I'm actually convinced Lana isn't that petty and is happy for her either. -
Production-wise it's amazing but I feel like dont smile at me was much MUCH better in terms of her voice and melodies... especially when most of the songs on the album sound like literally from the same scheme and she's constantly using this half-whispered edgy voice... but well she's still just a kid so I'm excited for her anyway! Also lowkey wish she'd release music under a duo with Finneas, at this point I'm not convinced what's her part in this whole project, it sounds like it's mainly her brother's work and he's so talented he could literally make anything sound good with these skills.
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I need her to update us more on the album and the tour because we're permanently damaged by the past aka xcx w*rld and she needs to constantly remind us that xcx3 isn't scrapped again so we can feel somehow safe
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
I want her to pay homage to CupcakKe and name her next album Elizabitch. -
1,2,3 dayz up aged like milk we need Reason Why
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Lana left such a mark on pop culture it's now easier for any new alternative acts like Billie for sure.. This is why even when BTD was trashed it's still considered as one of most iconic albums this decade. She literally showed critics that she was above them and they won't make the same mistake again. she's literally a jesus of alternative-pop music she almost died to make it easier for other alternative girls -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
does anyone REALLY care about her metacritic score? i thought we were over it just as soon as critics trashed BTD seven fucking years ago lmao -
She always says the same shit about being ~reborn~ the time she releases a new album - which is ok, a lot of artists do the same, it's a new era for her the same as for everyone -- but then a few years later she's also making hints she hates her latest release... remember her shading EH back in the day? I'm almost sure she said something similar about froot a while ago. I think she kinda suffers from lack of faith in her own music... which is really sad. And this is also why she tries to do this whole radio-friendly basic thing rn.
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
It's fucking March 29 and all this troll does is a yoga with a motherfucking RABBIT on her head it's a nightmare literally a nightmare -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Only a straitjacket can force me to stop checking this theard once per 10 minutes -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Can someone just close this whole site until she announces something relevant I can't stop checking this forum again and again when there's still not a bit of any news and it clearly will be that way for a while longer #ShutDownLanaboards2k19 -
Lana & Jen at Cha Cha Matcha in Los Angeles, CA - March 28, 2019
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Sightings
Looking at her messy mentions today -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
venicebitch replied to Elle's topic in Retired Pre-Release Threads
Anyway, she (as many artists) usually *officialy* announces things around 5PM GMT / 1PM EDT when it’s a proper time in most of the timezones, so even if something’s happening today there’s still a few hours left.