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So Legit is from years ago and it was caused by some actual drama between Gaga and Bob. Lana cut off his creep ass from her life and admitted this whole song was a misunderstanding. Original version written in Polish by muah, English transcription by @@kitschesque and fake screens also by me but the funniest thing is the actual idea is from weeks ago and y'all started randomly discussing copyrights yesterday and ruined my whole prank

lmao actually it's my tweet you're welcome f*gs

Can we stop whining about Billie? I don't understand the hype for her either, but she's just a kid. It's actually very cool for kids to have an idol who's the same age as them, not someone who's a grown ass woman and just acting like one aka Ariola Granola And I'm actually convinced Lana isn't that petty and is happy for her either.

Production-wise it's amazing but I feel like dont smile at me was much MUCH better in terms of her voice and melodies... especially when most of the songs on the album sound like literally from the same scheme and she's constantly using this half-whispered edgy voice... but well she's still just a kid so I'm excited for her anyway! Also lowkey wish she'd release music under a duo with Finneas, at this point I'm not convinced what's her part in this whole project, it sounds like it's mainly her brother's work and he's so talented he could literally make anything sound good with these skills.

I need her to update us more on the album and the tour because we're permanently damaged by the past aka xcx w*rld and she needs to constantly remind us that xcx3 isn't scrapped again so we can feel somehow safe

I want her to pay homage to CupcakKe and name her next album Elizabitch.

1,2,3 dayz up aged like milk we need Reason Why

Lana left such a mark on pop culture it's now easier for any new alternative acts like Billie for sure.. This is why even when BTD was trashed it's still considered as one of most iconic albums this decade. She literally showed critics that she was above them and they won't make the same mistake again. she's literally a jesus of alternative-pop music she almost died to make it easier for other alternative girls

does anyone REALLY care about her metacritic score? i thought we were over it just as soon as critics trashed BTD seven fucking years ago lmao

She always says the same shit about being ~reborn~ the time she releases a new album - which is ok, a lot of artists do the same, it's a new era for her the same as for everyone -- but then a few years later she's also making hints she hates her latest release... remember her shading EH back in the day? I'm almost sure she said something similar about froot a while ago. I think she kinda suffers from lack of faith in her own music... which is really sad. And this is also why she tries to do this whole radio-friendly basic thing rn.

It's fucking March 29 and all this troll does is a yoga with a motherfucking RABBIT on her head it's a nightmare literally a nightmare

Only a straitjacket can force me to stop checking this theard once per 10 minutes

Can someone just close this whole site until she announces something relevant I can't stop checking this forum again and again when there's still not a bit of any news and it clearly will be that way for a while longer #ShutDownLanaboards2k19

She looks really fresh and happy lately Here's another picture with a fan

Looking at her messy mentions today

Anyway, she (as many artists) usually *officialy* announces things around 5PM GMT / 1PM EDT when it’s a proper time in most of the timezones, so even if something’s happening today there’s still a few hours left.

He also added a “@vmag” tag to his previous post about the photoshoot, so now it’s confirmed it’s not for the album.

And it STILL wasn’t a clear clarification, like all of her “announcements” this era

We all know nothing’s coming but I think we can at least expect ANY kind of announcement. Even if she tweets something like “I’m sorry I still don’t know when my album is coming, but I’m working on the date” I would be still satisfied. She just needs to acknowledge our frustration in any form. Like, just let us know it’s really out of your hands so we can prepare for even the worst scenario. That’s it.

I’m listening to Billie’s album instead and I feel even worse lmao why would anyone pick her release over NFR fuck you interscope

I love looking for tweets from stans that don’t about 29th yet

Focus deserved a music video. Something simple and futuristic, similar to the single photoshoot.

At least we know it’s not another “album for the fans” because this time she 100% doesn’t give a shit about us