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Oh I was joking.

MART

Um, I've been into her since early 2012 when my friend showed me 99 Tears. She is "big" I doubt she'd get Lady Gaga big but she's famous. I was kidding. Why is everyone so damned butthurt? If I didn't like her why would I be so excited for her new single/ep/album that I'm mad everything is being postponed? I'm not the first person this month to make the Everything Is Embarrassing joke so why don't you go attack them too?

Hold up guys I figured out one Lana mystery. Lana didn't change the Mr./Mrs. Campbell story. Mr. C didn't turn in to a woman. He just had a wife. She fucked Mr. C & was "friends" with Mrs. C. "I know your wife & she wouldn't mind" from Cola is about Mr. C. Mystery solved.

What the fuck is the point in quoting me if you're going to spout nonsense? And furthermore not explain it?

What?

Sky's career is so embarrassing. I need to stop listening to her & like go away for a year than come back.

Coping tattoos is dumb af. Getting celebs' faces look dumb a lot but they can be good. I will definitely get some lyrics tattooed (if I don't pussy out because I hate needles). Like "Feet don't fail me now" & I've thought of "I still remember that day we met in December" because I met my bestest friend in December but I don't think I would tattoo something like that. It's really personal like a name & I'm too paranoid of cunts being two-faced but it would be cute.

Shit. (Coke is pretty terrible btw. You can get holes in your septum & need it replaced. ) I can totally see Sky dancing with Molly but shiiit to this whole situation I'll go play As If! & cry because I have a feeling this will pull the album back. "Capitol pulls Ferreira's long awaited debut down due to arrest charges" I can see it now (I'm kinda kidding but not at the same time.)

I'd buy Sky Ferreira's single 10 times before I'd buy Britney's single once.

The single's been postponed till the 24th.

Oh dear God. The postponing begins.

Avril Lavigne - Rock N Roll (Single)

Omg I might be able to see her perform new songs when I see her in November

If this gets cancelled/postponed I'm shooting myself.

Lana Del Rey sets out on her first worldwide tour waiting tbh

I meant specifically the same show (I can't group the songs like "live" it has to be "Live at *enter stadium name* but thanks! I've been meaning to get some life stuff. So damn lazy Lmao right? I've not listen to like any of her features...it always takes me forever...

That Tumblr post Madrigal posted said they also performed End of the World. I can't find it anywhere Edit: Slightly off topic (regarding her rescheduling her tour & about the all-age shows) I was so fucking mad when she rescheduled like I've never been so mad at a singer in my life. I don't wanna be taken the wrong way, if she was sick, or her mom died, or something like that happened I would have been sympathetic, disappointed but not mad. But...you cancelled...to open...for Paramore??? Does anyone even listen to them anymore??? & then she said "I'll make it up to you guys"..um you wanna know what would make it up to us? Emelline/Art Bitch/!Franchesckaar!/14 signed CDs, photo op, & sign the rest of our shit. That would make it up to me. Just rescheduling isn't making it up. Not even making it even. She better do some good shit for us. I swear to God... & regarding the "holy shit please don't let my show be an all-ages" that's not very fair. I'm not 18. I'm a huge fan of her.Just because some of them will be fucktards Tumblr hipsters doesn't mean all of them will be. & if they are, who gives a shit? You're always gonna see someone obnoxious or annoying at a concert. I saw Ke$ha live in June. All ages. I saw grammas, kids, teenagers & people who were like 20-40. Wanna know who was the most annoying? The 20-40 year olds. Every.fucking.10.minutes. I had to get out of their fucking way so they could get another beer or piss. That was fucking annoying. I ended up having to sit back down & get out of their way about 8 times. & It wasn't just one person passing. Heaven's no. It would be 1-6 people at a time. At least if kids wanna pass they're short so you can look over them Just guys...chill. Let's all be nice. Even if a lot of some people are stupid.

My most played Lana album (fanmade & official) (keep in mind this is only since early May) is AKA Mostly bc I listen to Paradise & BTD to sleep to a lot but I think I like AKA more than anything she's ever done before

OK so I don't have any Sky stan friends & I don't know where else to ask but can somebody send me the Obsession remixes? Like the one's on the EP? I think I'm gonna buy it (no $ currently) but I don't know.. ALSO, the YNTO cover Edit: Also, did we ever get the rest of the Newton Town Sessions songs (AKA Sad Dream, Red Lips & Lost In My Bedroom) ?

This is what I think she says "And you’re alright, you’re letting nice things go".

This is what I came up with, corrections are welcome (in fact very welcome as I'll be using these to make a CD)

I always thought it was "lights, camera, ask me out" GTFO everyone you ruined everything I believed to be true

Omg I love them (especially AKA) I've thought of doing this for a long time..but my printer is shit Ugh what kind of paper do you use which is all smooth or something? Does anyone know?

if Lana loves any of her fans she needs to come