American Whore

SHE'S AT THE MET GALA?!?! WHO DESIGNED HER OH MY GOD

she was just in europe last year wasn't she?

giving lizzy tbh

dated graphics or not, this is the actual bad bitch era lara, especially the games after these 3. the lara who didn't give a fuck and was only looking out for herself and her own goals. i'm annoyed at Crystal Dynamics bc apparently they're making her have a team of tomb raiders in the next game (snooze.... boring!!!) and they're making her a lesbian (annoying... because she's never been a lesbian before or interested in a relationship... if she was interested in a relationship, it was only to get to her goal - to fucking raid tombs and collect relics...) ugh i'm gonna be disappointed with the next game, i already know it

i need lana designed by gucci again. or maybe designed by someone who can give iconic again like that especially for a sleeping beauty design BITCH imagine she goes dressed in full glam as maleficent with big horns (won't happen)

can't wait for lasso to be lana's S&M era also this started as a joke in my head but the more i think about it it actually lowkey kinda makes sense because she's been wanting to be back in her vulnerable, toxic relationship era "you lassoed me daddy, tied me down to the bed. your truck drove away, you left me for dead" would be iconic lyrics to be so honest and we could get an album cover where she's tied to a railroad in the desert with a train in the background coming to run her over like an old school western. it fits with the vehicle theme (never used a train on a cover) and fits question for the culture from the last 3-4 years (also do i think this would happen? no im having fun let me cook)

i think that's what i meant but i can't remember now but probably yeah lol THIS WAS WHAT I THOUGHT THIS RIGHT HERE

face and makeup is giving btd shows (specifically the one where she did nirvana), hair and outfit is giving blue banisters tho. what a weird combo i never knew i wanted

she's giving sarah paulson lol

we're gay, of course we don't go to church except a live stream that anal del rey sends us to

JUDAH SMITH INTERLUDE PT. 2 dropping tonight

wait he's talking about sadness. is mother sad?

now why the fuck is she taking us to church

I'm here for it, I love Chemtrails. Blue Banisters is okay, but Chemtrails is easily a favorite of mine. Not the favorite for me, the list is OB and UV, then HM, then Chemtrails and its a hill i'll die on

i hope we get a bbc radio 1 live lounge performance this era. honeymoon's was so good

okay who's gonna make the live album from last night's show? because it was good

there's always hangout happening next month and she can just do it on insta like usual lol

i love jazz

this ending yesss

ew that shoulder dance they were doing was baaaaad

we got this earlier did we not? why round 2? i mean i'll always take A&W but what girl

is it over?

is this it or

if this is her when she's getting over being sick ffs, this woman is something else. i know we've heard her not sick before plenty but she still has got it in the bag, on the plate, and down her stomach with this

what is she doing