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    Wow, I Must Say, I'm Feeling Really Optimistic About This Week's Challenge, Not Only Do I Feel Like I Stepped Up My Game, But I'm Really Enjoying Everyone Else's Looks As Well, I Just Know It'll Be Difficult For The Judges To Make A Decision, At Least, For Right Now, I Especially Loved Anya's Look, I Think It's Gorgeous, Let's Hope That A Particular Unhinged Woman With No Concern For The Environment Doesn't Make Another Appearance, I Heard She's Obsessed With The Color Red And Wears Red Lipstick Constantly

     


  2. 𝕷𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖞 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙'𝖘 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖞 𝕷𝖔𝖔𝖐

     

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    Wow, I Didn't Know We'd Be Jumping Into A New Challenge So Quickly... But I'm Quite Proud Of My Look, I Was Given The Color Black, And, At First, I Found Myself Intimidated, I Would've Done So Well With Blue, Hot Pink, Or Orange, But I Wasn't Sure If I Could Put Together A Look That Was All Black, But I Feel Confident In My Chosen Look And Photo... Oh, And I Apologize That My Eyes Are Closed Again! But Hopefully The Judges Will Understand My Vision Better, I Went With A Black Top That I Was Told Was A Designer Lingerie Top, But My Intuition's Telling Me It's Just A Faux-Edgy Shirt From The Clearance Section Of Hot Topic, I Wore Black Jeans Instead Of Something More Couture Like Sexy Leather Pants Because It Isn't Like You Can See Them Anyway, My Beloved Chelsea Hotel No. 2 Bracelet That I Admittedly Found Out Of A Dumpster, But, For What It's Worth, I'm Sure It's Worth A Lot Of Money, I Haven't Checked Yet Though, And, Lastly... A Wonderfully Gothic Black Veil Topped With Black Roses, You See, I Did Not Just Wear The Color Black, I Also Captured The Gothic And Intimidatingly Fragile Essence Of The Color... I Guess You Could Call It... Black Beauty... Like Jeff Buckley Said In Mojo Pin! My Dear Friend Reeve Carney Sort Of Looks Like Him! Black Beauty Should Be A Song Title...

     

    Check Out More Shots By My Friend, Nicole! (Let's Hope They Aren't Too Photoshopped...)

     

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    i remember you well at the chelsea hotel, you were talking so brave and so sweet... one of my neighbors here at the trailer park likes to play the guitar and sing this song for his elderly pet turtle every evening... i think it's a great song and perhaps i'll cover it one day, and when i do, i'll think of my neighbor and his elderly pet turtle

     

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    how could you NOT adore me... wait a minute... my black bra magically turned into a leopard print bra... it must be the work of witchcraft... i dig it, though

     

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    whew, i am really loving my look, maybe i'll have to call my style of music hawaiian glam metal, but simply as an homage... because it sure the hell isn't actually metal, y'know, my ex-boyfriend was into metal, i once sang a rendition of his song called trees! 

     

     

     


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    Whew, I'm So Glad I Didn't Get Eliminated, I Still Have So Much Left To Offer, However, I'm Not Very Happy About The Fact That I Was In The Bottom 4 And The Judges Weren't Too Excited About My Submitted Photo, I Thought I Looked Very Breezy And Carefree In My Photo, But Perhaps I Should've Submitted One Where I'm Looking At The Camera And Not One Where I'm Feeling The Warm, Summer Breeze Against My Face That Isn't Quite Sunburned Yet But Most Certainly Will Be Later, I Promise To Learn From My Wrongdoings And Improve, I'm Just Hoping Next Week's Theme Won't Be Anything I Can't Do, Perhaps I'll Be Lucky And It'll Be Summertime Serve Or Trailer Trash Glam

     


  4. 8 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

    Some of you have been photographed in front of a green screen…

     

    i fear they have... but not me! i was photographed in front of an actual beach that actually means so much to me... you can see the turquoise waves crashing gently against the sandy shore, you can hear the seagulls flying above you, and you can feel the cold water against your freshly-pedicured toes...

     

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  5. burger and fries... that sounds good, remember what i said in my interviews with repeat fanzine and daft dog productions...

     

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    I would truthfully do both. I'm an American girl and I'm the junk food queen. I still have a banana split almost every morning and I have french fries for dinner. I have the same tastes that I did when I was a little girl.

     

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    When I eat, I eat a lot of junk food, but usually I just drink a lot of coffee and do my lemonade-maple syrup diet. That's pretty much it.

     


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    Oh, Mitski, At Least I Can Say I Understand Why Your Photo Was Lacking In Color, It Wasn't Your Fault, But Some Ladies Had A Choice And They Chose To Show Up In The Most Lackluster Bathing Suits I've Ever Seen, There's No Excuse! You Can Buy Something Cute And Colorful At Target! And I Might Not Be The Biggest Star (Yet) But At Least I Can Say My Concerts Are Attended By Cool, Indie, Underground Hipster Musicologists And Not A Bunch Of TikTok Tweens Who Can't Put Their Phone Away And Shut Up... But Let's Just Try To Set Aside Our Differences, And Let The Judges Decide Tomorrow...

     

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    i wasn't going to bother lightening the photo and adding the name-tag lol

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    also @ultrabanisters i don't know why i feel the need to say this, but i'm not shading you or hating on you, i'm just going along with the game/joke, i feel silly for having to clarify that because i'm sure you know lol :agree:

     

     


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    Hmm... Feeling A Little Nervous, I Feel Like My Look Wasn't As Bombastic As Some Of The Other Girls, I Showed Up In A Random Blue Dress While Other Girls Showed Up In Designer Bikinis, I Also Didn't Have Any Cool, Kitschy Pool Floaties Either, However, At Least I Can Say My Photos And My Outfit Featured Some Vibrancy And Some Color, Unlike Some Of The Other Contestants, No Black And White Or Beige Bikinis Here! ...But Good Luck To Them Regardless!

     


  8. Lizzy Grant's Aquatic Chic Look

     

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    For My Look, I Wore A Pretty Light-Blue Mini-Dress With White Polka-Dots On It That I Got From A Garage Sale In Some Random Small Town In Idaho, And, I Took My Photos At The Wildwood Sea In New Jersey, It Was A Beautiful, Breezy Afternoon And You Could Smell The Salt Of The Sea In The Air, While Taking My Photos, A Slimy Octopus Washed Up On The Shore, Attached Itself To My Right Ankle, And Asked For My Autograph

     

    Check Out More Shots By My Sister, Caroline!

     

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    here's me dancing to my song waimea... it reached #57 on the billboard hot 100!

     

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    after i gave the octopus my autograph he told me i was the greatest musician on planet earth and that he'd love to make a studio production of my latest demo star lux for me...

     

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    pOpLaRs AnD cHeRrY bLoSsOmS bY tHe SeA...

     


  9. 7 minutes ago, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

    Idk I think it might be fun to guest judge bc I'm not participating....should I

     

    i'm assuming after this game, we'll start another one, so maybe you could participate then? i hope we can continue and i can play different characters because it's already so much fun so far lol! :wubna:


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    Wowie! I'm So Glad I'm Still In The Competition, I Felt Like My Lewk Wasn't Very Impressive Since I'm On A Tight Budget, But I Promise To Step Up My Game And Really Give It My All, And I Promise Not To Spill Any Exclusive Tea On MySpace, I Just Couldn't Help But To Talk About The Vending Machines That Had Cans Of Diet Mountain Dew, I Wanted To Impress Arthur Lynn, Maybe I'll Write A Song About Him And Call It Greenwich, Hmm... Perhaps If I Go Above And Beyond And Call It Platinum Greenwich And Upload It To MySpace, My Forever Love Will Return To Me

     


  11. no matter how oddly she worded it, she had every right to defend herself and her right to sing about her authentic experiences surrounding love, relationships, submission, emotions, pain, and being a woman however she wants! all i can really say about it without going on a tangent lol


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    I overheard Jane Fonda Saying That My Outfit Could've Been More Grand, And Also, A Random Woman Threw Her Banana Peel At Me And Told Me I Wasn't Going To Win Because I Wasn't Glamorous Enough, And I Get It, I Live On Bread And Oranges, I Do Not Wear Designer Clothes, I Wear Random Crap From Forever21, I Do Not Live In A Mansion, I Live In A Mobile Home, And My Only Inspirations And Comforts Are Planting Fake Flowers In My Fake Flower Garden, Sticking Party City Decals On My Walls, And Having Reeve Carney Over So That I Can Show Him The Fed-Ex Trucks That Go By, I Mean, I Couldn't Even Afford A Fancy Pink Background Or A Fancy Pink Name-Tag Or Whatever You Want To Call It, Once I Win The Competition And Find Myself In A Better Place Financially, I Will Find The Confidence To Write To John Waters Or David Lynch So We Can Film Something Together... And It'll Be Lizzy Grant World Domination From Here On Out

     

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