Dark Angel

EMMA STONE BROKE INTO THE CEREMONY AND IS TRYING TO STEAL MY AWARD FOR BEST TASTE! EMMA STONE GIVE IT BACK! PLEASE EMMA STONE!

@Xenoblade 3 VERY deserved

oops

weren't they also @The Dragonslayer?

it happened during my performance at the lizzy grant tribute concert but you were too busy begging @Super Movie for their diet mountain dew

as well as sniff his armpits!

CONGRATULATIONS @lustforlife @COCC WE MISS YOU

CONGRATULATIONS @Elle @hotshot2am @prettywhenimhigh SO DESERVED!!!

wow, this leaked single-cover of cruel world is NUTS!

@Elle @111 very well-deserved for you both!

but what if i already have long, gorgeous legs?

i took selfies in the bathroom with mine earlier!

kelly bags? oh, i don't need that, i already have my fake chanel bag... what? who's gonna know?

you should hear my new songs velvet crowbar and tired of singing the blues!

BEST TASTE! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!

CONEYISLANDBABY2009

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@prettywhenimhigh arriving at the EXACT moment she wins is SUCH A SERVE

CONGRATULATIONS @prettywhenimhigh @LanasLeftCheekFiller

it is now being reported that the tiktok lolita coquette stans have broke into the ceremony, we may have to evacuate!

AWW THANK YOU!

CONGRATULATIONS @Mer @paris texas I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

the awards ceremony is going to start in a couple minutes! i'm so excited to sweep see who wins!

your feet are looking especially delicious tonight...

we have some budget this year, so we have some visuals! all comprised of videos of me frolicking in my trailer wearing leis and floral dresses, intertwined with obscure footage i found off of the depths of the internet... if you're lucky, you may get a glimpse of the queen of the gas station video...