Dark Angel

whew... good morning... i'm so sleepy... i stayed up late last night because i was busy hanging out with all of the trailer park cats... but today's the today! i'm so excited to serve some amazing looks, and perform my greatest hits!

i hope you're all ready for my upcoming SURF NOIR GLAM!

the fact that this is tomorrow is crazy! january went by so fast! i'm excited, it's going to be a great night, i'm ready for all the hilarious posts, the humor during the lipsters is unmatched!

maybe they sent it through the lanaboards private messaging, i'm assuming nobody knows kintsugi's personal social media accounts here, so kintsugi probably knows who did it

we need to report to this @Elle so we can find out who it is so they can get banned, somebody like that is dangerous for our community, they could've taken kintsugi's personal information, that is not okay at all

if somebody clicks on a phishing link, through a message or email, it takes their information, so whoever's in control of the phishing link has their sensitive information and can do what they want with it

what the fuck, that is horrible, whoever did this needs to get banned and needs to get a JOB, people are breaking the law just to hear a record they'll have in 2 months anyway, that's quite pathetic

training your muscles doesn't mean you were insecure with it to begin with... sometimes it's for health reasons, or because somebody just likes the look, but that doesn't mean they dislike themselves if they looked different before, not everything is based off of a beauty standard, also, just because lana doesn't show up in a bikini on an album cover doesn't mean that she feels a certain way about herself... need i remind you that she literally just posted a photo with her breast exposed, so that should tell you how she feels about her body, she is confident, and even if she wasn't, why is it any of our business? you have some really weird/outdated ideas about women and the relationships they have with their bodies/body image

let's predict what we think the tracks off of ocean boulevard will be like, vibe-wise, based off other lana songs! the grants: 13 beaches, white dress, ocean boulevard (orchestral, breezy, confessional) sweet: love song, let me love you like a woman, violets for roses (classical vibes, sweet, nice, themes of settling down, love, family) a&w: off to the races, money power glory, cruel world (experimental, chaotic, angry, bitter, spiteful) candy necklace: bartender, change, cinnamon girl (luscious pianos, possibly vulnerable/confessional) kintsugi: fine china, yosemite, bad disease (very confessional, somber, major "classic" vibes, possibly acoustic-driven) fingertips: blue banisters, bartender (piano-driven, reflects her current sound) paris, texas: thunder demo, buddy's rendezvous, high by the beach? (jazz influences, possibly with electric guitar or rock vibes, possibly orchestral, but breezy) grandfather: ocean boulevard, mariner's, venice bitch (slightly psychedelic, very nautical, introspective) let the light in: buddy's rendezvous (jazz influences, just similar to that track in general) margaret: lust for life? (i get 80s vibes from this track, something with a lot of synths, perhaps a more conventional sound) fishtail: mermaid motel, mariner's apartment complex (experimental, offbeat, very nautical) peppers: brite lites, summer bummer (dark, fun, upbeat, a little strange) taco truck: venice bitch, ocean boulevard (well, it samples venice bitch, but it may be a little more "detached" and breezy)

LIZZY GRANT SAYS... "FORGET ABOUT MILEY CYRUS, AND START THINKING ABOUT HOW TACO TRUCK IS GOING TO BE A GREAT SONG WITH A GREAT SAMPLE!"

what do you even mean? she has a recent photo with her tit out, she's definitely comfortable with herself but maybe i shouldn't remind you of that since you threw a complete hissy-fit over it

what is that supposed to mean?

don't let this spontaneous miley cyrus/melanie martinez stan war distract you from the fact that she'll be sampling venice bitch on this album...

miley cyrus discourse was not on my ocean boulevard pre-release thread bingo-card

nearly every album nowadays leaks at least a few days before the official release date, it's really not a big deal at this point if it does, we just have to make sure no links are posted here

here's my predicted closing-tracks ranking yayo flipside bel air taco truck get free hope is a dangerous thing lucky ones for free sweet carolina don't let me be misunderstood also, here's my predicted opening-tracks ranking kill kill honeymoon cruel world born to die the grants text book white dress ride love norman fucking rockwell

that's a very interesting way of spelling "yayo"

i know this is supposed to be a discussion forum where we're allowed to have opinions, but why is this person not banned, or at least on mod-queue? they're clearly not a fan of lana at all, they have nothing nice, or even constructive to say about her, they're more like a troll than somebody who is just here to participate in the forum, they post stuff like this which is not relevant or helpful at all here regularly

banned for not banning the person above you

i tried the chicken fajitas from the taco truck and i thought they were splendid!

lanacorn

let's not discuss the charts again, we shouldn't worry about that, let's just be here for the beautiful lyrics and beautiful tacos

shades of cool vs. gods and monsters

we need @TropicoHeart to come back with their tarot cards