Dark Angel

so... there's outtakes?

people are posting foot fetish gifs... THAT'S ENOUGH... what color will the vinyl be? what's the flower of this album?

i can see my fishtails, swimming their scales are shining, bright, and their fins are up on the dock of the lake, and i'm singing ooh, baby, ooh, baby, there's a shark

I met a piano recently, my name is Surf Noir, and this is my M&G story. I met her August 30th of 2019 and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time piano-stan that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when the piano started speaking ballad to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but the piano is in fact; a horrible instrument. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @Super Movie she was there with me.

i'm gonna need boz to spill about fishtails, i just know it's great, it's off-beat, it's camp, it's mysterious, it's spooky, it's oceanic, it's sparkling, it's the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the last star in the night sky before the early morning, it's the tail of a mermaid, it's the nose of a centaur

And I Touched You Gently, Massaging Your Cone-Shaped Head Until It Became A Circle

@SoftwareUpgrade looks like we've gotta another "-gate" for the lanaboards lore thread

Good evening, "Kintsugi" was a 1 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

does lana del rey is gay?

PENIS TOOTS!

what is everything that boz said today?

what did they do to her face?

pneumonia times, a track reflecting on the physical sickness we all went through during the pandemic

kintsugi is still a pretty interesting title, especially giving what kintsugi is

when it's a promotional track for the squatty potty

blackoutzone confirmed a new title, it is "before i was famous, some dude named john called me a talentless dumbass who sings like a shart so i went into his office at work and pissed in his fishsticks - god bless america and all of the beautiful fishsticks in it"

i'm gonna need @Kintsugi to spill more tea or for that random melanie martinez discord server to leak another song because

the tracklist is so close... i can almost taste it...

at least the lizzy grant corners of lanaboards are actually pretty sane just a lot of love and detective work

why do i feel like we're extremely close to finding the tracklist?

the last few pages of this thread were certainly entertaining...

when the long-lost cotcc scrapped 15-minute psychedelic desert-rock magnum opus "contemplating at costco - the santa clarita fires" is a surprise bonus track lanaboards exclusive on the album!

fishtails was also on that musicbrainz website alongside the grandfather title