Dark Angel

the vehicle of this era will be a loch ness monster and she'll be posting neil krug's photoshoot of her riding one next week WE WON!

Grandpa, Please Stand On The Shoulders Of My Father While He's Capybara Pool Jumping

i honestly love it how when lanaboards discovers any sort of specific detail about the album we automatically make a "gate" out of it the amount of fish jokes already...

like how everybody skipped that theory that the song is about rob getting sucked off underwater?

when it samples gramma... actually it couldn't because david kahne has writing credits on that track FUCK NO!

***EXCLUSIVE LEAKED CLIP OF THE OFFICIAL FISHTAILS MUSIC VIDEO***

inb4 fishtails samples this

they'll never understand and appreciate AKA like we do

i'm not a deviant i just want to make people laugh! i'm here to spread joy!

silly? more like criminals...

we should have a competition to see who has the sexiest feet on lanaboards...

maybe we should just go back to discussing feet...

are you guys seriously trying to impersonate as ben? that's just not it we're all going to have the album in two months, it's not that serious, it's not worth getting in legal trouble over... oh my god...

AKA > every other album that has ever existed

trillions of years from now, when the universe as we know is slowly fading away into a strange landscape of no energy, no matter, and the last few stars are slowly beginning to die, the observable universe nervously approaches the next big bang to start everything all over again, and @the ocean, wherever he is, will still manage to find a way to let whoever is out there know about his fake tracklist that he made trillions of years before in the lanaboards.com ocean boulevard pre-release thread

i sleep well at night knowing that i love and appreciate both old money AND guns and roses

i don't think so, but boz confirmed it was a real snippet, i'm sure if it was from ocean boulevard he would let elle know or something so this website doesn't get taken down lol

guys, did you see the other title which was "peppers" which is the tommy genesis feature? honestly it sounds real to me (if she can title a song FISHTAILS she can title a song peppers) maybe it's about hot, spicy peppers, a hot, spicy track, red hot chili peppers? bombastic? what do we think...

peppers by tommy genesis? what do we think?

i find these new titles to be very intriguing! when they were first discovered, i wasn't very sure how i felt about them, especially because we were all under the impression that they were fake, but there's obviously something very coastal and oceanic about these titles, which you all know i love! the long title about her father fishing makes me think of something breezy and coastal, like fishing on a boat in the middle of the ocean on a cool, early summer morning, i imagine something like a mix between the coastal feel of mariner's, and the hazy, acoustic psychedelia of venice bitch, which a hint of more surfy/oceanic influences fishtails obviously reminds me of mermaid motel, which is a massive favorite! i imagine this song will be more outwardly oceanic like music to watch boys to, because that's the first descriptor that comes to mind when i think of music to watch boys to, i feel it will also have some off-beat, eclectic elements, like mermaid motel i'm so excited to hear these songs and figure out what they're about!

i plan on discovering more of their music one of these days but i do quite enjoy change (in the house of flies)

i went through all 51 pages of the smileys request thread, here's some good ones i thought there would be more in the earlier pages but they either just weren't good or were deleted

i'm gonna post this in @the ocean's unofficial smileys thread but this has got to be official :stan:

i remember a few years ago i was lurking on atrl and somebody posted a link to a youtube video of some male celebrity getting his testicles examined on some sort of talk show from the UK