Dark Angel

a song about a man who lives in a haunted shack in the middle of no-where, slaughters cows & goats while yodeling & speaking in tongues, & stands outside during a tornado, hoping it will engulf him & ravage his soul… we need some insanity & horror in lana’s discography

remember when she visited new york & got her portrait done? i wonder if her trip to portofino will have any influence…

i guess i never received my invitation in the mail…

damn maybe you really are lana

i listened to the snippet & it really doesn’t sound like “my old fella”, it really does sound like “umbrella” but something’s slightly off, i feel like umbrella could make sense if she’s talking about being in new york on a rainy, gloomy day, & that really paints a picture

another day of excitement, delusion, pettiness, shitposting, speculating, & piano discourse

what is the flower of this era?

the giant beetle which was crawling on my window told me that she’ll be dressed as a grand piano for the 2022 met gala, regardless of what the theme is

what if lana’s playing the piano while wearing a piano key print dress on the album cover?

let’s not forget that bel air is primarily piano & it’s one of the most gorgeous songs she’s ever released

we’re finally getting the stormy autumn/winter east-coast album we’ve been waiting for

rockefeller my old fella god, i love you baby storyteller

imagine if she’s actually saying “my old lover” & we thought she was saying “umbrella” this entire time

pretty when you cry vs. music to watch boys to

in the music video for white dress, she was rollerskating, in the music video for “rockefeller”, she’ll be doing kung fu! 2007: no kung fu 2022: KUNG FU!!!!

we should direct our anger towards whoever is hoarding the queen of the gas station music video instead

if somebody leaks dragon slayer could we stop having this conversation?

omg stop arguing let’s just be happy about lana & ldr9

hoping for something like the first lust for life demo

Rockefeller My Umbrella God, I Love You Baby

when do we start checking sketchy european music sites?

rockefeller, umbrella god, i love you baby waist deep in muddy waves sucking on cow titties