Dark Angel

mermaid motel is a 10 but the demo version is a 15

pro - they’re cute con - they might get water stuck inside blankets

aka lizzy grant is a 10 but it’s actually a 20 because it’s aka lizzy grant

maybe once in a while do you like to write?

here’s one: that axl rose husband was recorded in 2002 how do people genuinely believe this it makes no sense

cute little demo

there’s this part in “welcome to the jungle” where he’s moaning & it literally sounds like he’s about to cum, it’s really uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY with that nasally voice he uses in his songs, it ruins the entire song for me, nobody needs to hear that

lanaboards is a 10 but when somebody posts scat it’s a 4

freak is a 10 but the lyric “stranger than a stranger” makes it a 9.5

greenwich acid is a 10 but it’s actually a 1 because i don’t have it in my itunes library

welcome to the jungle is a 10 but axl rose’s moaning sounds drops it down below the pits of fucking hell edit: whoops this is supposed to be about lana it still applies

remember when she was posting those random vintage/spacey aesthetic photos on instagram around that time? that was such a MOMENT

they BOTH look like they know something we don’t, they were probably listening to lana’s yayo/bartender-esque magnum opus with rob’s masterful piano work, soft percussion, & hazy guitars right as they were taking this photo

i don’t know what i’d necessarily suggest bc i’ve been reading mostly through v.c andrews’ repertoire of books & i think they’re too extreme subject-wise & honestly objectively… not fine art, although i would be down for reading lolita, which is also quite disturbing, but it’s also a classic & could be a fantastic book for discussions, in general i’d say that i’m pretty open to anything as of right now, but i do have interest in horror books as well as general “classics”

i’m considering joining how is this going to work?

dragon slayer will be on the tracklist, you heard it here first

i highly, highly doubt it, the only other upload is a fan-made gramma video

pro - better for the environment con - it costs money window blinds

yes, i’m sparkle jump-rope queen deadseaofmercury, are you really a car?

okay, so, this album will resemble very early lust for life? (lust for life demo, yosemite, best american record) LET’S GOOO

honestly that would be a serve let’s be real, a very heavily-jazz album? with a title which holds so much weight for us lanaboardians? i’m into it

i don’t agree with this idea that the whole “fame is so awful & i’m the underdog” thing was planned or intentional, i highly doubt lana intended to have a bad SNL performance, or to have people completely disregard her music or her as a person because of a few plastic surgery procedures or the simple fact that she changed her stage name, she was clearly traumatized by these intial reactions & still had to deal with it with further controversies (the “i wish i was dead” comment, qftc, the body-shaming, etc.) i don’t think it’s fair to say that she has to deal with the consequences of these things, she doesn’t deserve to have trauma from her fame, & i feel like she should have the right to dislike fame without people telling her it’s annoying or that she shouldn’t complain, maybe people should’ve treated her better to begin with

OMG what app/website is this? this looks so realistic, i’m assuming it’s not wombo.art?

body electric vs. fine china