Dark Angel

jenny jumped into the pool she was swimming with nikki lane

they just spent the day together for her birthday it ain’t that deep

happy birthday, lana! we love you!

lana right now: lanaboards right now:

…he’s one of the most successful rappers on the planet i…

makes me wonder what these “woke” lana critics listen to, surely they can’t be just be listening to obscure underground musicians who get only 20 streams a month

lana’s critics are so stupid, the comment about you not actually being a fan, but only listening to her because of “marketing” is so, so weird & stupid, if lana still had a focus on marketing, she’d still be making born to die-esque music but way more soulless & commercial, & she wouldn’t be allowed to drop singles randomly with picsart selfie covers, they make it sound like you were brainwashed by lana’s team instead of just deciding you like the music & the people who claim she’s a plant only think so because she made a homemade music video while under a record label, i truly believe she didn’t have the funds at the time to make a professional video, she’s always made these types of videos & she still makes them TO THIS DAY, also the stuff about the lip injections, different appearance, etc. honestly i think a lot of it is misogyny, if she were a man all of these pretentious artsy critics would be creaming their jeans over her regardless, i think lana should just do what she wants to do, obviously, i want her to put effort into her albums, & i can only hope she’ll switch things up for this album, but she shouldn’t feel the need to prove anything to anybody, a lot of the criticism thrown at her was unfair, even if she’s made mistakes, people still give her shit for her feminism comment in 2014, even though it was nearly a decade ago & the social climate was much different, lana’s not even that problematic compared to other celebrities but people act as if she’s a murderer, she’s undoubtedly human, but she’s a fantastic artist who has touched the hearts of millions who tries her best everyday, whether people like it or not

i wonder if she thought of the song when she saw that on the jacket, you would think she’d remember majority of the songs she’s recorded? even if they were outtakes?

for the record i doubt we’ll get anymore music from hope sandoval since david roback has died & she really doesn’t seem to like fame, at all

this is going to be so hilarious when we finally have a tracklist & there’s no “ft. father john misty” in sight

these are definitely old but they are BEAUTIFUL, it’s a shame we haven’t seen these before

edit:

for a split-second i misread this as “the album needs to give the burrito”

me telling myself she’s going to release a 13-minute psychedelic jazzy rock song with surf & electronic influences produced by mike dean & rick nowels when i know damn well it’ll probably just be another conversational 3-minute piano & acoustic guitar song produced by jack antonoff or drew erikson

we have to consider the possibility that lana could surprise-drop it at 11:59:59….

stars align is giving major early lust for life energy…

starry eyed is one of the few lana songs i don’t care that much about so she better not

this is clearly evidence that lana will be leaking dragon slayer & surprise-dropping peach fuzz, a surf-jazz banger

so is there any actual evidence that she’s surprise dropping something tomorrow or did we just pull it out of our asses? besides the fact that she’s been suspicious enamored by stars as of lately…

if she’s going to continue with the folk/singer-songwriter vibe, i want her to work with the acoustix guitar more, i want something like fordham road, joan & bobby, & money hunny, acoustic guitar > piano

i hope the next time you attack with scat, you’ll shit out heart-shaped box (live concept) as well

elle we’ve found the scat troll

i think roses bloom for you should just be a crazy & iconic leak moment instead

i never said she was posting anything important