Dark Angel

by “beehive” i thought you meant beyonce’s fanbase & i was so confused

SHE

as an american i can confirm, & i, myself, am a hologram

i saw the word “tattoo” & i thoughts she was perhaps getting a new tattoo

i don’t think it’s her judging by the body shape

text book vs 13 beaches

i just saw a little ant crawling on my arm, i’m taking that as a definite sign & concrete evidence that lana will announce the album tomorrow & dragon slayer will also leak tomorrow

are we really getting another new york album?

Lana Del Rey Heardle #75 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

i like the way you think

in other news, lana’s wearing a “portofino” bracelet

oh, who’s in the picture that jack is holding? looks like joesph stalin

is this new?

i think we’ll remember better for next week, i genuinely forgot as well

jack antonoff’s born to die era!

oh so did i like, since when was jack antonoff a bisexual drug lord?

“bisexual drug lord daddy jack”

sometimes we should keep our thoughts to ourselves

the bright, sunny sky & green grass are reminding me of oh say can you see… ethereal & nostalgia acoustic guitar album confirmed

so, which songs of lana’s fit the vibe of rhode island?

UK? we’re about to get a born to die/french restaurant/hollywood’s dead/you & me type of serve

i heard that before she had her “big break” with her songs “video games” & “summertime sadness” she was a completely different person, & she looked SO different! i heard that she’s changed her appearance so drastically that she took this very strange experimental drug which allowed her to grow from 5’0 to 5’7! & her stage name was something like “glitter hop-scotch diva” or something really weird like that, apparently she lived in a trailer park even though her father’s worth at least 1 trillion dollars, i can’t believe she has the nerve to romanticize the “sweet trailer life”, when in reality, she’s romanticizing poverty, prostitution, drugs, domestic abuse, gender inequality, eating disorders, depression, anxiety, insane asylums, demonic possessions, & tax evasion! rumor has it that anthony fantano saw her at a dick’s sporting goods, & when she saw him, she starting screaming at him like a banshee & twisted his left nipple! how dare she? she really can’t handle criticism! i bet her follow-up project “ultraviolence” is going to SUCK!