Dark Angel

@Stargirls Dealer how many farts until the album leaks?

WHY is this forum the most entertaining thing that exists I KEEP UGLY LUAHIGN

you can't even spell his name right... how dare you disrespect our king...

rob was a gorgeous man in his youth so i seriously wouldn't be mad if that was the album cover

@arcadialovesong2018 get back in here

rob grant will sing, in the same key as you play, in the hawaiian shirt, that i bought you & sweet lanaboards, don't know a thing about my dad, but they know, he's a legend soon

maybe with the raw chaotic, tense energy of this thread, we'll leak queen of hearts!

elle walking into this thread with a warning point pizza

lana del rey adding the background vocals of charlie, chuck, robert, nikki lane, jenny, mike dean, david kahne, adele, rick nowels, niko & topanga, tex & mex, her mastering engineer, her horse topiary, & trisha paytas to all of her ldr9 tracks

adele when she opens this thread & all she finds is pictures of charlie smoking

charlie jumped into the pool he was swimming with charlie lane

i guess you could call it... text book

it's what we deserve, honestly

i hope lana name-drops literally every person she's ever known on ldr9

this thread right now

i, personally, will be looking forward to seeing rob grant on the front & back cover of blue banisters & ldr9

socrates trying to get a picture of their feet

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@plastiscguy OUR MINDS

you have to be a troll at the point or something because how in the world is she now a "band" because she has 1 song with credits for her dad & sister? for all we know they might just be playing instruments or singing background vocals, if this is something new to you, then you must not have figured out that her sister has been doing photoshoots for her before any of us were aware of lana's existence

she even mentioned chuck in motel 6! a song from 2009!

we went from joking about adele being lana's #1, to people complaining about her family, to people joking about rob grant becoming the next main pop king & the king of surf noir, all in 1 hour

when we find out that rob grant was the ghostwriter of mermaid motel, trash magic, kill kill, & pin up galore

rob's entire wardrobe consists of hawaiian shirts, @Surf Noir could never!

can't wait for rob's merch shop, filled with all kinds of hawaiian shirts!