Dark Angel

this thread is too chaotic, let's just relax and eat a cheeseburger...

am i the only one who didn't know until very recently that it was supposed to be released on march 5th? i honestly didn't know

we have to remember that back in august 2019 she did say that she was planning on a "lowkey" release, and obviously we can't say for certain if that's still the plan, but let's take that into consideration before we come to the conclusion that she doesn't like the album, and like what's also mentioned, i'm sure the past year was very difficult for her and she may not feel as motivated because she'll feel like people are going to drag her / hate on her regardless

well apparently some random dude from serbia has three picture vinyls and he's selling them on some obscure website

it's no coincidence that the end of cotcc is very similar to mermaid motel's drums

it truly is the best song, a literal utopia in mp3 format, it is THE naturistic track of lana's career, a return to nature where you're enjoying the simplicity of love and life

yeah honestly i'm tired of talking about the vinyl, let's discuss how this album is the magnum opus of the decade, a delicately crafted mix between the kaleidoscopic and everlastingly nostalgic "lana del ray aka lizzy grant" and the luscious, naturistic, yet retro-glamourous "honeymoon" to create the perfect vibe of relaxation, opulance, reflection, and contemplation, while looking back at a more colorful, carefree time of your life, but then you realize that the future is now, and your life is exactly how it should be, you have everything anybody could ask for, a return to nature where all you need is happiness and love, and while you still face anxiety and doubt, you realize it will pass by and fade into the unknown, like a chemtrail, and then you've achieved nirvana

ben's computer after i hijack it to find unidentified flying bill, crazy for you, how to disappear demo, and catch & release motorola acapella demo mix 2

when i'm listening to dark but just a game for the 1000th time on release night

i’m honestly living for the chaotic energy in this thread today i’m really excited! i’m looking forward to all the fun we’re going to have in this thread, it’s going to be crazy and very fun, but the sense of friendship and community can’t be beat i’m ready for the album! let’s get this party started!

when you realize that lanagate is just a reincarnation of magate

the white dress in lana's closet when they find out that lana released "white dress" but they're still stuck in her closet

conspiracy theorists when they listen to cotcc and they realize that it's just about the anxiety and uncertainty that can come with everyday, happy, peaceful life

david lynch when he listens to "wild at heart"

i think it was confirmed that white dress has a bridge!

white dress & dark but just a game

aww this is so sweet! thank you!

the only thing i'm concerned about is that the website's going to be hard to navigate because there's going to be so much people online, hopefully i'll still be able to read through the post-release thread and comment on it, even if it's slow, i'm already afraid i'm going to miss out

fuchsia trailer park heaven? that would be a DREAM... i'm here for it!

inb4 the next pre-release thread has 10000+ pages

i actually feel a little bittersweet... we've had so much fun together in this pre-release thread and i'm going to miss how chaotic it was, we have such a sense of friendship and community and i'm very thankful for all of you ...but i know we're going to throw a massive party in the post-release thread and before we even know it, the pre-release era will begin and we'll do it all over again!

@Elle leading us into the post-release thread on the night of the release

@salvatore awakening from their slumber once yosemite was confirmed to be on the album

IT MADE ME FEEL... MADE ME FEEL LIKE A GOD

the cotcc pre-release thread on march 19th the ldr8 pre-pre-release thread on march 19th