Ceremonials

I love basic pop music/radio hits, i do not care if this era is full of them ( and honestly good for her if it is, she deserves her coin ) I just hate how insufferable she is trying to court the gate keeping gays and mainstream at the same time. she should encourage streaming/buying beg for you because it's a bop and not " it'll make vroom vroom/experimental music have better exposure " excuse. like hasn't she learned through i love it sidelining true romance ?? but her artpop could mean anything

like i know this might sound harsh but it's like she's scared of failing so she needs to pad it with a bunch of shit so she can say it was a joke the whole time or something. dua was queen of the charts last year, pop girlies are in; if you want to be one, then be one.

the mental gymnastics she does to justify gaveling a mainstream sound this era... i get she's going to satire like " main stream loves interpolations etc etc " but let the tea speak for it self... i want to ironically sell out so ironic money goes into my bank account and i get an ironic amazing new record deal while i'm an ironic mega popstar.

MMHMMmmmmmm baby

no offense to charles but lyrics are way more iconic but i'm also an aquarius so

I kinda feel lukewarm about the song but i have been listening to cry for you all night

god bless the ariel song being the longest I true romance stans won

it's incredible about how much more " cringe " she's become while simultaneously becoming incredibly boring. she's lost all of her uniqueness in her quest to being the ultimate e girl twitch streamer.

and drops out after three dates lol

i wonder if she's been rescheduled for snl and wants to perform with rina hence the single swap

i have a feeling that there's probably no " singles " on the album so if it comes, it's going to come in one drop. like i'll believe it when i see it but there's no point of building hype anymore; if it's truly done and capitol hates her or whatever they'll be no physicals and no promo just a random digital release. march first is a tuesday tho so i'm not sure about that. but her mom has been proven as much of a liar/enabler so i'm not convinced

i'm happy everyone's finally seeing the light with her, i'm just so excited to witness her pop take over. I know the ep hasn't been confirmed but it's the only logical reason I have to believe for her hoarding i got it bad

she needs a messy break up now ( jk, i'd eat anything she'd serve )

i know this isn't happening because the album is 30 min long but i'd kill for an album of shorter tracks and one really long one that's more chill than visions. like if the bad girl song just went on and on,,, ending the album with " got me on repeat " like a lullaby as if she's ascending to heaven or something

she's frequently stated that she's a curator i mean look at super ultra. she also stole the beat for grins and got permission after. she was right, this is the most charli era

i just remembered that she cancelled her us tr shows so she could open for paramore or whatever or how many times the album was " coming " etc etc and the wait for crash is really nothing tbh. i'm just happy to know i will have that vinyl in my hands in a few months

best simple warehouse video also remembered this gem interview https://www.undertheradarmag.com/interviews/charli_xcx

wm was outside but forgettable, also no mercedes ? it's cheaper to shoot things on a soundstage so i'm just going to blame atlantic

iggy had budget and vision for all her videos. Charles has just made variations of the you're the one video. love my warehouse queen, but it's time to go outside ( good ones is superior for this reason lol )

what's masochism ?

be patient with her, she's gotta bang on the walls or something her writing process is extremely ritualistic ( fitting ) so i wouldn't be surprised if the vibes are just off because of you-know-what

i think i’m the only person who thinks chris sounded the best on new shapes I wish it was her song solo

babygirl will forever be that bitch

remember those weird tweets between her and katy perry ( i guess they were actually friends so it was meant to be a joke but )

idk why we are talking about the incident involving caroline on charli's thread but as a non black person im not going to disregard kelelas initial response to it. Caroline took the time to type out that slur. she didn't just share the kanye song, she wrote the lyric out which isn't racist in intent it's surely a bonehead move. i'm sure everyone involved has moved on and people are just bringing it up to start shit/troll. anyway i hope baby comes out in the next two weeks !! i don't think i've been this excited about a charli project in years and i highly doubt anyones actually getting cancelled, it's just tiktok trolling and charli isn't going to be cancelled lol i mean she survived the iggy azalea moment