movebaby

you'll never defeat the chaos i contain within me leak no surprises

i'll have what ben's smoking

oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw, we're really discussing ecl*pse again?

black magic chameleon soul teas

bartender lowkey sounds like a lana-ized suspended in gaffa

art deco vs salvatore

"Norman Fucking Rockwell: Japanese Deluxe Edition, now including bonus track Rectal Devastation!"

me stealthily removing all the uo nfr vinyls from an urban outfitters near me in an attempt to erase that cover abomination from our collective memories

i don't follow her on insta, but she hasn't liked anything on twitter since she last tweeted

ahh thank you! glad you enjoy them

banned for having no signature, no profile pic, no friends, no info on your profile...banned for being mysterious

bless your soul whatever would we do without lanaboards user rorman nockwell here to reverse and debunk the blatant, rampant photoshop used by the mass media to perpetuate the illusion of lana's ears being normally placed? thank you for your service

MUCH better. i honestly can't believe we even let the first version see the light of day, how embarrassing

well actually now that you mention it i don't think we should be allowed to say anything critical of lana ever, because she is certainly very sensitive about her mis-positioned ears (who wouldn't be, with ears as egregiously low as hers?), and if we say anything that is not explicitly positive reinforcement, she may think we are discriminating against her on the basis of ear placement and never know a moment of happiness again

coming september 31, 2019: the new album, I.O.U., from Lana Del Rey

back atcha rorman

the album we DESERVED: 1. Muscle Beach Baby 2. Jack I Love These Chords 3. Marxist Folk Tune 4. Midknife 5. __________ 6. __________ 7. __________ 8. __________ 9. __________ 10. __________ 11. __________ 12. __________ 13. __________ let's play fill in the blanks

titles with consistent capitalization? you're a dreamer you dream a lot in your sleep

uhh citation fucking needed

she's a mess and it SHOWS

fuck it i love you both ok

not many know this, but hillsong is the only Bad Church. no other churches are bad

i agree