movebaby

ma'am i would like a word

oh let’s talk baby

literally what is Bel Air doing near the top 20 I hate y'all

what are you doing slandering lana’s second best song

banned for laziness in coming up with a reason to ban previous user, try harder next time

alright WELL...i’m not going to do a ~*campaign*~ cuz i really truly hate engaging in self promo (you’d never know it by my lanastickfigures plugging, but that’s purely bc i want rorman’s skillz to get the attention they deserve ) but in light of recent events of the decade-end-lana-del-rey-ranking (reynking? idk i tried) variety, i shall quote my post from that thread here:

omg west coast at number 1?? well i loathe self promo in general but i feel like this is a sign y’all should vote movebaby (ooh baby, i’m in love) for best taste in the lipsters

also if you feel like it, you can vote me for best new member (!!!), best banned member, & self loathing blog fiend (more content coming there very very soon), lanastickfigures for best instagram, and me for best artist on behalf of myself, rorman, & lanastickfigures. or not, if you don’t want to. we’re all humans with free will here (unless of course you don’t believe in free will... but this probably isn’t the time or place for me to get carried away waxing nietzschean)

anywho i hope you’re all having a lovely day/night/whatever the fuck time it is where you live and i look forward to seeing y’all at the ceremony!

omg west coast at number 1?? well i loathe self promo in general but i feel like this is a sign y’all should vote movebaby (ooh baby, i’m in love) for best taste in the lipsters

oh btw i submitted my votes

Does this mean I'll fight over anything and say whatever, whilst you pick your fights more carefully and think your arguments through? Cos that makes perfect sense. 

 

Sincerely,

 

Cinna vs HIAB

lmaoooo if anything it means i argue [REDACTED]ly...its just kinda tempered by all my [REDACTED] shit

why would you say this knowing roman's an aries

cuz i have a [REDACTED] mars and a [REDACTED] stellium biotch

Most people nominated you separately that’s why I did it that way. And it’s more fun that way, one of you will have to beat the other one...          Jk    I can’t edit it now as the poll is live, but if either of you ends up winning I’ll make sure to award both.

gotcha!! that works lol thanks so much. bring on the collaborator rivalry

@@Lad is there any chance rorman and i could be a joint ticket in the artist category? i know that’s like...not how it works but imo it makes no sense for us to be separate nominees when most of what we make is legit 50/50 collabs

let us not forget that it was vertimus, not jared, who made the initial ear statement

I would like to know if you all analyse the production of every song you listen to the same way you seem to be doing for this (excellent sounding, almost unanimously critically praised, lauded as album of the year by multiple music publications, GRAMMY Album of the Year nominee ) album or if you just have preconceived notions about Jack Antonoff for whatever reason and come up with these empty arguments to back up the fact you don't like the songs? Like are you all music engineers and production aficionados? Or perhaps you'd prefer Lana record through a sheet of paper or on a two dollar mic so that you can complain about those factors ruining the songs again too? Or work with Keiron Menzies again so you can complain about his contributions to the production of Honeymoon and Lust For Life like you did when those albums were released? Or go back to working with Rick Nowels so you can complain about how she doesn't work with anybody new and always makes music that sounds the same again? Or complain about Emile Haynie "overproducing" Born To Die?

dude it’s truly not that deep. can’t speak for anyone else obvs but i literally just know what sounds good to me and what doesn’t, and it’s kinda funny to me that when we don’t provide specific critiques we’re just hAtErS but when we do we’re “unfairly overanalyzing”? like are we not allowed to dislike certain musical decisions lmao

banned for getting married. here on lanaboards we die sad and alone, thanks

page 15 achieved now where them nominees at

first song I woke up to in 2020:

 

'The Price Is Right' Theme Song

maybe im just delirious from lack of sleep but i truly lost my shit at this

last song of 2019: fallen alien - fka twigs (that i played), imagine - john lennon (that i heard)

first song of 2020: ob-la-di, ob-la-da - the beatles (that i heard), your cloud - tori amos (that i played)

idk anything whatsoever about the beating his girlfriends thing but here's a relevant (if somewhat clumsily written) piece that lays out why exactly this whole thing at the very least looks bad: https://www.popdust.com/lana-del-rey-dating-cop-2641639738.html

also: from a strictly statistical standpoint its not altogether unlikely 

also also: for what its worth i'd never heard of the guy or his show before lana got with him, i have no particular knowledge of or interest in him specifically, i just fuckin hate cops 

Mariners Apartment Complex - 19
Venice Bitch - 22 
California - 28 -
Bartender - 73 +

why does he keep saying "being the police" like what a fuckin weird turn of phrase

Wow first HIAB and now this! 

both of which are your fault

Wait did you just call the Prince of Pasta .... hot?

IN THAT PICTURE ONLY see why im being thrown for such a loop?! you know how much i hate him lmao

Josh only.

taste

Really? I think he looks like a supreme fuckboy in that pic and that's why I picked it.

yeah but a hot fuckboy, usually he looks like an ugly one

Okay FINE here is a pic of them in order:

 

 

I will also add it to the original post

rorman why the fuck did you pick a good photo of fr*ncesco.......he's so much uglier than that on average, this is false advertising

Dont know how they look

 

Photos for this thread would be cool

google is free my good sir

wow the taste is pouring into this thread today