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I just wished I liked this album. I remember when Mariners came and then Venice and then HTD acoustic and Hope... I was so sure Norman would become my favorite back then... 

this is exactly how i feel/felt, and why i tried so so hard to like the album at first

Compare Father of the Bride to Modern Vampires and tell me it is a good album, I dare you. Ya Hey alone is better than that whole thing 

submit me for shitposter too please

yes mvotc is god, but fotb is still damn good, sir

Vampire Weekend's album is really boring, I didn't like it at all.

thank god i haven’t submitted my lipster noms yet cuz this looks like a campaign for worst taste

 

The only thing that could save my stanship right now is the following leaking 

• TNC demo

Weeping Mary for Lipster of the Year.

 

I think about her every day. Where have you been? Where did you go? Those summer nights seem long ago . . .

SAME i cannot endorse this enough

You really like that gif don't you

speaking of same old, same old 

Has there ever been written anything more accurate about this album? How you describe Jack's production (hard to get more accurate than that). You just get it! So good!   

thanks babe!   appreciate your posts in here, you know whats up and do a great job articulating it

It definitely lacks the cinematic/mysterious vibes the other albums had, and it's funny how Jack said his intention was to leave some space for imagination when, for me, this is her most straight forward album. As you said, it's pretty straight forward so it doesn't leave much for you to figure out or a situation to create on your own mind.

this i think is my biggest issue with the album (and not just this album, its a broader phenomenon): i understand and appreciate the concept of trying to leave space for imagination and i think thats a really beautiful idea, but you have to spark that imagination in the first place. leaving room is all well and good but you gotta kickstart what you're leaving room for! its like jack/lana were like "ok we're gonna go for a candle instead of a firework show with this one" but then forgot to actually light the candle 

as much as I want to think this will be like Burnt Norton, because yes its the bestest, there is a BIG difference between T S ELIOT'S poems and lana's poems 

i don't have anything to add, just felt like this bore repeating for those in the back

i figured bartender would be low budget and simple but hugely ethereal and filmed in the desert with lana in a black sunhat and shades killing a charles manson-type man in a tux with witchcraft who was also a love interest. she'd have her coven around her all dressed similarly, they'd be laughing, there'd be a little table with fine china on it. there'd be evening shots of a flaming bonfire. somehow they'd all get away with it at the end and do a getaway drive. god. the disappointment.

 

"shutup divebar"

"ok."

hey, yes, um, benjamin? fund this asap

tea beautifulgarbage was really a good shift from version 2.0

i agree! leaning all the way in with shut your mouth as the opener? power move if ever i heard one

money power glory

I'll let you have a signed copy, though. 

 

Signed by me, not Lanz, so it's worthless af.

i'd rather have your signature than hers

Oh you mean like this?

 

beat me to it, damn it

banned bc lana uncannily resembles my therapist in your profile pic

bel air and the other woman are lana's best album closers periodt! in terms of successfully concluding the record

i...agree

All most people do on the forum is talk shit about lana and anything she ever does. Literally nothing is ever just fun. Its toxic af.

if it bothers you that much, the sign out button is right there! i'm really not sure what name-calling and meltdowns are going to solve here

 

 

BITCH

do you just genuinely not understand the purpose of warning points?

I mean is saying Lana can keep it when you haven‘t even seen the video any more polite? Sure Lana doesn‘t see this probably but... questionable if you ask me

i mean there’s a clear difference between saying something about a celebrity on the internet at large and replying directly to someone

No shade but isn't that category more for people who left without explanation, or at least haven't posted in awhile?

 

@@LanaFlowers and @@salvatore come to mind ...

2 excellent choices, i would also like to publicly suggest @@CmonDownToFL for this one

 

y'all are dumb - you can literally just sub $26 for one month and watch/download it. for an 1hr 45 mins of Jack going through the production (if you're into music production) is totally worth it.

 

nice to see the name change hasn't affected your proclivity for sweeping, categorical insults

banned for mentioning drugs in your username, how dare you corrupt the innocent souls of lanaboards dot com

Hearing impairment is very common.

sad but true! luckily help is out there: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hearing-loss/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20373077

honeymoon? tame? are we hearing the same fuckin record

banned for condoning fucked up teeth