LiamViljoen

chacun dans ce thread-ci ( ) peut aller se faire enculer tbhhhhhh

Everyone is speaking french now

 

My influence!

Omelet du fragancę is ve bon qui qui

 

am I right?

You want to do WHAT to my tender butthole?

 

...Well okay if you insist

You guys, you all complain now but someday when UV is out we'll look back at these discussions and laugh.

After all...

 

 

mes chevaux sperme goûts comme la vanille.

satin mettre une malédiction sur lui, aussi son trou du cul a des dents.

 

 

IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THIS CRAP-FEST THIS LITTLE CHICKEN WILL SUFFER AN ULTRAVIOLENT DEATH

Oh please you don't have the guts to do something like that

 

... Allow me!

May I join your quest on destroying this forum?

All volunteers are welcome

Yeah, I know. I'll be satisfied with more rock 'n' roll icon references.

 

 

God, I fucking love Milla Jovovich, and I love that movie.

How do you do that thing where you edit what people have said? It's fucking hilarious.

 

 

I want the power

Should I start? M'kay.

 

A horse orgasm usually lasts around 3.64 seconds depending mainly on the width of urethra. If the urethra is narrower than average (as in the case of my horse) then orgasm should take around 0.67 seconds longer. If wider then contact me at LiamViljoen@hornyhorse.com.

 

The more we know!

So... Back to the subject of horse orgasms I suppose?

 

What a great topic to open up discussion, Liam! Thanks for participating!

 

I'm such a sucker for a lovely ballad and romance tracks; with UV supposedly having a darker disposition about it, I wonder if West Coast is only the tip of the iceberg on the tracklist. It'd be cool to see some Barrie involved in the song themes, but I've been thinking that maybe UV is going to have a more elusive muse. But it'd be interesting to not see any comparisons to past movie/music icons, maybe darker muses like The Lonely Hearts Killers (INB4 MARINA & THE DIAMONDS "LONELY HEARTS CLUB" (even though Martha Beck wasn't exactly a sight for sore eyes.)) That'd be a new spin on Lana's namedrop fun!

 

 

 

Do not try to silence me, I am a demon from the deepest regions of satan's anus and I will not be stopped on my quest to destroy this forum.

 

This thread right now.

 

Listen on Soundcloud.com

 

 

I'll take the WC video asap, I'll take another interview, a UV teaser, ANYTHING so that we can finally have something to actually discuss and talk about rather than get all nasty over. The tension on here got boring back in the Tropico days. Some of you really got to keep your hands off the keyboard for a hot second and chill. Half these fights start because people want to thump on their chest or make antagonistic and passive-aggressive remarks like they're clever and cheeky, and the other half of the fights start because other people fire back rather than acting like the posts are not even there. Both parties need to take a second before they post anything.

 

This totally came out of left-field but now we've got a page full of Brony shots and talk about horses having orgasms like this is Mr. Hands and 2-Guys-1-Horse all over again because the tension in here got that fucking out-of-hand that we are now enduring the most awkward digression ever.

 

Please, please, please, someone come up with something discussion-worthy because I am drawing blanks and trying to preserve my sanity.

 

 

TAIRE VOUSE VAGIN SALÉ!

You must be one of these:

 

mon petit cheval d'orgasmes, ils ne seront jamais si ce n'est notre amour dans le monde humain. notre temps est maintenant, nous allons échapper au soleil couchant, où nos gens vont nous attendre.

ne pas lutter contre votre passion mon amour, vous pouvez exécuter si vous devez, mais je vais vivre pour toujours dans votre coeur.

 

exemplaire orgasmically, Claudette xxx

That would mean she would have to do something. So, no.

 

Are we going to get another single before the record comes out?

What?

An orgasm! Really it was great!

It was pretty quick though.

Hey guys! My horse just had an orgasm!

 

I'm so proud!

Well she can always change the name of a song as it's released. Like when she officially released St. Tropez/Party Girl and called it Tropico.

 

Old Money was rumored to be on this album, as was Money, Power, and Glory. So what... there's gonna be two songs with the word money in their title? or?

Maybe it's a running theme...

 

... Like red dresses

-.- any suggestions?

Why are you so eager to get banned?

 

Umm.. Ok that was fun. Sorta

 

 

Lana? Anything? Anyone got anything to say?

 

No?

 

Ok

 

I would like to see her reaction to all of this!

She'd probably think it fitting that she has such a melodramatic fan base, not that I'm an exception lol.

Why doesn't lana do an interview with an American journalist so that the American portion of her fan base can be sure everything that was said in the french article was entirely true, it just seems a bit weird she would allow some french guys to hear the whole album and give away some of the track titles on his magazine then completely ignore everyone else desperate for an interview, there's gotta be like two thousand of them in California alone.

 

This game your playing is not fun, Lana

 

it was listed last week too

(Sigh) it's not coming for awhile is it?

 

I heard that Vevo listed all the videos coming out from 28th of April-May 4th and West Coast was one of them?

 

Honey, is that true?

 

Seriously guys, even if it is eleven tracks long - what's the number after eleven? Twelve? Or is it ten? No, it is twelve. And twelve songs are the usual amount of tracks on an album. It's only one song less, don't panic guys.

At least you get to hear something! And that something is more than just something, by far!

Even if they are remastered unreleased songs, it will be different.

But still remember that there will definitely be some new songs.

Yes exactly, 11 isn't that much from 12 or 13 or 14, so why not just work hard on 2 or 3 more songs, it's hardly as if she'll instantly be sacrificing quality for quantity.