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That's 99% not real but I would actually neck if we waited all this time for some country hick bullshit like that

Ohhhh so Lala promises her friends she'll do stuff and then ghosts them, huh It's not just us, then

Is she maybe doing a skateboarding theme when Lana is doing a roller skating one? Their mind meld

Didn't she announce COCC two weeks before? She probably decided to say something because she realised that nobody was going to shut up about it in her comments until she posted something Why is it so difficult to post a date, though? Does she even time? If I were filthy rich I probably wouldn't care about time, either, though

The way she meant Chunk when she said "someone who actually knows how to make videos"

It wasn't just us. Have you seen her ig comments? It's like 95% "where the fuck is the frock?"

My yes is answer

As if COCC's lyrics are any better ... "My Cancer is sun" is not a sensible statement It's like if I said my Rorman is username I like both songs btw

Let's just have a countdown every single day

What does it mean

I saw that tweet and I'm pretty sure that was a lie I suppose there's a small chance she might drop it later today, but it's only three weeks until the entire album so imo it's not a big deal I'd be mad if the album release date was in August or some shit, but ... three weeks ... it's all g

The annoying thing is you can't trust ANY dates when it comes to Lana: 1. Dates that she announces are often lies (see: September 5 for COCC, covers album for Christmas) 2. Dates from other sites/sources are often wrong because she delays and changes stuff Basically we can't trust anything ever, from any source including her, and it's tiresome. Zzzzzz

That one guy said it was coming out and if it doesn't then it's all his fault and HE knows who he IS.

Yas I already have them all because I imported them from Japan like a freak for ACNL. They don't work yet though; you can only get bitch ass posters NEED

I mean yes, as a joke Idk some people seem legitimately upset. Not a drag at all, just ... like the album is only 3 weeks away, so no need

Why are people so upset; this shit happens all the time Calm doen

So anyway, He Who Is Named For A Pliable Craft Supply has a pic of himself in (what I assume is*) her car in her driveway, which means she's back, which means she's hopefully going to say something.

I think it'll have a really long intro (like 1 minute) because it's the first song on the album. No

Oooh I'm not technical or any shit but this sounds promising

LMAO You just know she's gonna say something really crackheaded ... Anyway Elle I sent you something that might help

I didn't say you did, but someone else did so like ... how reliable is that info?

She's not doing anything because she's too busy gallivanting around Alaska with a man named after a craft supply It's OK though because I don't think she can change the actual album date now that everyone has pre-ordered all the stuff March 19 and then she can move to Greenland for all I care

So how sure are you it's coming today @Eclipse ?

No. It's over

I got my New Zealand VPN on tonight Sittin' in the dark, in the pale lamp light Got my hopes up real big, dumb bitch style Doubters fuck off, I'm feelin' alive