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Rorman Nockwell

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  1. I mean maybe he drove to LA, picked her up, and they drove to New Mexico. I hate it.
  2. You might be on to something. What if she hired a car that looks exactly like his just to make that video/be a bitch? Iconic af. I LOVE that idea, and HATE the alternative (that she's actually with him in his car) I'm going to believe every word you said here, because I WANT to. Thank you and good day.
  3. She knows that's what people label her as so she's taking the piss, imo Like how Alanis Morrisette called her follow-up album "Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie" because of the hype around "You Oughtta Know"
  4. Still dating a cop and still wearing her shirt like that Lana Del Rey is blonde and gone
  5. Then she's probably back with him because 99% his car ... check his IG
  6. Okay so it's gonna be her, naked on a lounge chair with a biker dude as the pool boy, in front of a country club, with Chunk holding a birthday cake out of the window of the bathroom, and off to the side shall be a tea party served on a table and chairs constructed from cardboard boxes, with multi-coloured chemtrails in the air. And there will be a phone number on the cover like Honeymoon, and when you call, it shall be a weird company that will come and collect your cardboard boxes. That's it. That's the cover. There's no point arguing or resisting this concept, it has been foretold in dreams.
  7. So the multi-colour makeup from my dream was for this erotic photo shoot for the album booklet from your dream, obviously And you made her some tea and Chunk and I made her a birthday cake in the bathroom ... we are slowly piecing this together Who else had a dream about Lana last night? Come forth and reveal your secrets
  8. Something to do with the cover or overall aesthetic is gonna have like ... not a rainbow, but all colours that blend into each other. Possibly makeup-related. I know this for a fact because I took half a Xanax and dreamt it last night. I mean in the same dream, Chunk and I made Lana a birthday cake in her bathroom, so
  9. Yeah, who can't relate to "I love you soooo muchhhh .... what the fuckkkkk"? It also sounds hilarious coming from her because she's so prim and proper
  10. Florence is holding a raffle for her birthday; to enter, donate 5 GBP or more to one of three nominated charities https://www.florenceandthemachinefanclub.com/news/shine-a-light-florence-welchs-birthday-gift-2020
  11. Probably because it's large and it makes her feel secure with the paparazzi around, etc. Or maybe she simply likes trucks idk
  12. Um okay? Jesus. You still wouldn't exactly call that social distancing but whatever, man
  13. Who obviously wanted their picture taken with her and she said yes. It doesn't change my point.
  14. It's more that she's not the type of person to say "no" if a fan asks for a photo (as seen here) ... and it only takes one person to infect her, and so on ... Idk I just feel like it isn't the time, but hopefully there are no problems.
  15. Is anyone else filled with anxiety that she, or someone accompanying her, might give COVID to people in these communities? I know she's trying to do good and that's great, but I really feel like the middle of a pandemic is not the time to be touring Native American communities.
  16. I don't think it'll be 100% country, more like a country fusion in the same way LFL was a fusion of ... whatever the fuck that was
  17. I really think it's going to have country vibes; remember she was likely working on this late last year and she was constantly in flannelette and hanging out in Oklahoma in random corn fields, etc She probably recorded it whilst reclining on hay bale in a barn in Kansas or something
  18. Damn. Anyway the reason none of her shit leaks is because 1. she has magical British fairy princess powers to stop that from happening, and 2. she releases a lot of her demos herself. Lana, take note of #2.
  19. Bro, we don't have anything yet She still has plenty of time to come up with some catastrophic reason why she can't release it Might I remind you that NFR was supposed to be out early 2019 and Violet was supposed to be out in January, so shhh
  20. OMG why is all her shit leaking (not complaining, though) Could be a Sky Full of Song demo, by the sounds I thought that I was flying But maybe I'm dying tonight in both, amongst other similarities. I love Tantulus, and WTF sounds like something Alanis Morrisette would sing. I'm here for them all.
  21. I think it's gonna be like how Norman Rockwell was mentioned in Venice Bitch and nowhere else. Nothing good rhymes with club except "pub", and that's too British for her.
  22. I still think she should do citrus scratch 'n' sniff editions, like these Orange: Lemon: Lime:
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