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Because I know. Single on July 10th. Don't make a liar out of me, Lana Yeah it'll have like an oil rainbow sheen, but it'll still be sapphire blue

My island tune is a shortened version of the NFR intro ... but yeah, there aren't enough notes to work with I've reached the conclusion that people's islands are a reflection of their minds. Accordingly, mine is really chaotic and crackheaded. Also @@WilshireBoulevard 's island is beautiful Also, I'm SICK of the dumb snowboys ... so now I just make them with tiny heads 'n' shit and they can fuck off with their perfectionism.

Anyway, the vinyl is sapphire blue, so nothing else matters.

Speaking of dates, we're at the point where we should start making stuff up so she sees it and clarifies, like with NFR. The lead single is coming on the Friday, July 10.

There is no instant test. Japanese scientists are developing a test that can produce a result in 30 minutes, but that's not available yet. Even if she had a stockpile of those, there's no way she would make all her friends get tested before entering her home or whatever. It's nonsensical.

If she doesn't say anything else about it soon, then I expect it to be out next April or some shit There's a real NFR pre-release vibe in the air

I was convinced that Lana doesn't even know what quarantining is, when she posted this: All of those people live in separate households (except Rob who is probably staying with Lana). Like, Tobey Maguire and his girlfriend don't live at Lana's house. "Quarantining together" denotes mixing with the people from your household and the idea is that you don't mix with people from other households unless it's for essential reasons. It does not mean inviting people over to your house for parties almost every weekend. I guess because they're all rich af/delusional they think it just won't happen to them. Idk.

I'm not from LA but everyone knows that case numbers are out of control in the US, so even if this is allowed, it's not very smart - especially, as has been pointed out, for Jen.

She deadass had some thing up on her story the other day complaining about a $13 fee on some invoice Like, bitch, please. I mean, okay nobody deserves to be ripped off (if that's what it even was) but ... IG-ing it when you're clearly extremely well-off? $13? K, Jen

I actually think she might be trying to get it ... or at least, not trying not to get it, so she can get out of stuff. In a few weeks when one of these 73 people tests positive, we'll get a typewritten post that'll be like: "I'm really sorry, kids, but due to the positive test of a friend's friend's cousin's brother-in-law who attended one of my 24 parties, COCC is delayed indefinitely because I have to be responsible and self-isolate. I shall release it on the night of the next Sometimes Moon. Blessings, L"

It's as if she suddenly decided, during a worldwide pandemic, that she enjoys hosting large parties. Wild.

I'm actually quite shocked that Jen is there; she has a one-month-old baby. I realise that the baby may not be there, but if Jen gets it, she can easily (and/or unknowingly) give it to the baby. I'm not sure I'd be going to Lana's, or any else's, parties rn if I were her.

In her typewritten rant she said she's not not a feminist He/she/they are Lana confirmed

I don't know about that. She contradicts herself all the time. She contains multitudes. We'll see. What is changing? Leak a leak

Okay but am I the only person who still thinks COCC might be Violet, renamed? She hasn't mentioned Violet's release date at all, otherwise, and it has a poem referencing chemtrails. Also, the complete lack of snippets makes me suspicious, because we all know the bitch has no self-control. I'm not fully convinced this is music, until she confirms.

I unashamedly do! A fucking American flag printed flamingo decoration? Fuck yeah. I wanna see what other tacky shit she bought

Yeah I just looked at it in a browser ... plus she'll probably never use it again, so why bother downloading it

I fear this is the "insta baddie" equivalent for 2020

Can we please not do that? Thanks.

I bet she has a huge fucking party with like 55 people Jesus Christ

I was actually very afraid that this would be an anti-Patty I-love-Candace type of thing because of the name of the account, but thankfully it's just crackheaded content It might still evolve into that, though

I have no words, honestly

Lana @ the LA Times, hopefully: She doesn't need to redeem herself, though The LA Times can simply choke on, well, COCC

There are also a few songs on Ray of Light that I think feel are very Lana-ish. Drowned World, Candy Perfume Girl and Swim come to mind. Actually, Rick worked on that album. For anyone who's not into Madonna and has never heard it, that album is worth a listen. Trust.

Alex amd Ashley are aware of the criticism because Alex put up some big thing ages ago about being there to "emotionally support the artist" or some shit. It makes sense, in Lana's case, so I don't think they're going anywhere. ETA: the post https://www.instagram.com/p/B_sTrB9HcfC/?igshid=18gv4erqfsou0