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Honestly she looks good, but I'd still be here for Goth Lanz. I think we should all talk about Goth Lanz. Yes.

She's gonna read this and dye it black. Her goth era incoming

Oh, so she's adhering to social distancing with strangers, I see.

The vinyl will be sapphire blue. She told me personally. In a dream

Okay but what colour is the vinyl? Answer the important questions.

This idea is soooo her Don't do it, Lanz!

I asked @MXDH, who is a native French speaker, and it literally says her health is fragile, so she can't commit to an interview/appearance in 2021. So it's just a question of whether or not it's a reliable show (?) or whatever it is.

I said what I said

All I'll say is that there was a tweet from a French (or at least, French language) show last week that said that they had asked her to re-schedule an interview she had scheduled this year, for next year. She personally replied that she couldn't commit to an interview in 2021 because she was in "fragile health". Take all of this with a grain of salt because I do not know the show - I think it was called Green TV or something? Any French users familiar? I only saw the screenshot; I'll see if I can find it again ... ETA: Screenshot

I'm expecting NFR 2.0 because 1. all Jack's stuff sounds similar, and 2. the two titles she's given us (WHF and COCC) both have completely different vibes, which leads me to believe that this album might lack cohesion just like NFR. I'd love for her to prove me wrong by serving 60s shangri-la vibes with stunning Honeymoon-standard visuals, though. Honestly, I'll just be happy if it actually drops on September 5, but I'm not holding my breath.

I agree, it'll be something that has fuck all to do with it, and we'll all be like WTF, and then mayyyybe get it when we hear the songs. Or maybe we won't.

I just saw that WTF

I feel this way whenever I get a notification about her nowadays It's like, "what has the bitch done now?" as I tap to look.

She hasn't logged on to Twitter for awhile; can she just tweet a date for the lead single please and thanks

There will probably be some really controversial lyrics on COCC. I can only hope they're controversial in a clever or meaningful way, and not in a sound-like-they-were-written-on-her-typewriter-at-2am-whilst-feeling-unhinged way.

She can STAY MAD. Nobody can be bothered typing out such a long title

That's not impossible, but difficult to tell Anyway, is that a Zimmermann dress? Cos Zimmermann is cancelled https://www.instagram.com/p/CBL9hp9nTNr/

Idk if they're actually dating, but ... involved? Yes.

It's not the first time, either. She filmed in and around one of Lanz's other residences, too. At the time, my friend and I were like "WTF?" She filmed landmarks, street signs, etc ... Like Lanz pulls up a paparazzo (and rightly so) for filming her number plate because she had "someone come to her house", so she really needs to have a word with this bitch because this is no less dangerous than that.

I just want a really long COCC; at least 12 tracks

Hmmm possibly? I'm not American so not great at picking the accents (like NY etc), but I thought it sounded Lanz-y

I'm pretty sure I can hear Lanz say the following throughout those videos: 1. "I think I'm growing attached to my longer hair" (possibly blonder? But I think longer) 2. "I tried to work on the vibes being dark and stormy, but I got nervous [inaudible]"

Why are they wearing masks but then not wearing masks? Make it make sense ETA: makes more sense in the video cos they were near the baby

Yeah someone found that around the time that her baddie friends surfaced. It is (and was) really obvious that they were selling Lanz out to the paps, but some people wouldn't have it ...

He's 100% Lanz's new toyboy I'm sure of it I already had my suspicion from the protest pic