Rorman Nockwell

Would she get away with a surprise drop, though? She'd have to register the songs first, right? I just checked and there's nothing new.

Nah. She's been on and off with him for over a year. In all seriousness, she might be hinting at a surprise drop ... "things can turn on a dime" = "I can drop it at any moment, bitches" I don't believe for a moment that she's scrapping it. She's said repeatedly that she loves it, and Jack and others put a lot of work into it, too. So no way.

Honestly, it could be anything ... but if you're right, that's fine because I just want the fucking music

Seriously. It's like a figment of our collective imaginations at this point anyway, so

She's fucking with us, though - she obviously knows everyone is going to lose their minds guessing what it means. I'm over her nonsense. Like she's tweeted this and now we won't hear from her for 3 months

NGL, I'm checking Spotify @ midnight NZ time LMAO

I'm sorry but it's time to get this out AGAIN

It means she's either about to drop it, or won't drop it ever.

His taste in sunglasses, though.

Yeah you can't help but think that he must be sketchy in some way, given her track record. Really though, G-Eazy was the bottom of the barrel, so she can only improve.

The comments on Charlie's video: 97% where's NFR 1% Lana ILY reply to my message or I'll kms <-- far worse than "where's NFR" imo 1% talented family 1% did you date Moby y/n

LMAO spot on, honestly.

I don't know why she leaves the comments on, at this point.

Might be ... as I said that photog's shit is very industrial and her hair looks styled, etc. I bet she takes Chase on tour to Europe next month. That's probably why she allowed herself to be photographed with him. She always has to take a boy toy with her when she travels.

"Here's a video my brother directed" zzzzz https://www.instagram.com/p/BxxXvT-BTFj/?igshid=1m86hcezchoui

Yeahhhhh. Damn, I got all excited and thought that the bitch was doing some work but instead she's just watching her boyfriend work.

I'm guessing it must be more than a casual fling if she's putting him in her photo shoot (if that's what's happening). Good for her. Hoping and praying it doesn't all go to hell

Articles today about her dating Moby ... articles tomorrow about her essentially confirming that she's dating Chase ... She looks so fucking good. I still can't decide if the DT video and cover were recent or not, going by her hair here. I think the video might be recent ... had red nails in it I know, I feel like she's looking into my soul. "Ohhhhh, you're one of those bitches on that message board ..."

^ That's on Ben Duggan's IG story, for anyone wondering. I wonder what it's about ... hmmmmm I love how we have to sleuth her boyfriend to find out anything. They are super cute together, whatever it is. This is from his: And this is the other picture from Ben's story: Let the (over)analysis begin. A lot of that photog's IG pics have a very industrial look/feel ... I'm going to guess that this is NFR related for that reason. But it might just be something of Chase's.

How about .... theoretical lyrics for Norman Fucking Rockwell? She usually likes to rhyme the title of the song, somehow, somewhere. So what rhymes with Norman Fucking Rockwell? Actually um ... the only phrase I can think of would get warning points, so never mind.

It's not about owing, though. I mean, as I've pointed out ... she has festival dates in a month's time. In January, she said that she was going to cancel some festival dates, and she has failed to say anything else about it. Is she still cancelling them (which is what she said)? Did she change her mind, and now she isn't? We can't read her freaking mind. That bothers me way more than the album, and I'm not even attending those festivals. It costs $$$ to go to a festival (including travel, time off work, etc) and I know there are fans out there who aren't sure if they should buy tickets because of what she said. That translates to lost $$$ for organisers if fans go, "won't go, because idk if she's going" or lost $$$ for fans if they buy tickets and she cancels at the last minute. Like that's a pretty shitty situation to create for your fans and for the organisers. If she personally doesn't want to post about it for whatever fucking reason, ask Interscope to, or something. Fuck.

I've been on these cold meds and they're making me have these crazy dreams, but um ... is there such a thing as a studio recorded, acoustic version of Cherry? Or even a high quality live acoustic version of Cherry? It was in my dream and it was actually fucking brilliant and folksy and amazing. It was like if Cherry was a Jewel song, but with Lana's vocals. I've had it in my head all day, and then I went and listened to the LFL version and wanted to neck myself because my dream version was so much better. So just in case it actually exists and I just can't find it/forgot about it, I thought I'd ask. Does it exist or nah?

Wow, Shirley. I thought you had good taste.

Okay so, I'm really fucking weird as anyone who's read any of my shit knows, but My mental image of a poster is their profile pic. 99% of you look like Lana, but you're all different versions. So in this case, I'm reading this post, looking at your profile pic, and dying fucking laughing. Like, I'm sorry, I know it's not meant to be a funny post, but you're all, "I'm so fucking TIRED of this shit" and I'm just here imagining red-eyed Lana in your profile pic saying all that shit and I'm dying.

I'm carting my latest conspiracy theory over from the other thread: Maybe "Norman Fucking Rockwell" (the track) is about Moby, and she purposely waited 'til his memoir was out and the news of them dating went viral, so that Moby would essentially be promoting her album and she wouldn't have to. Even if it's not about him, if the lyrics are vague/cryptic enough (which, knowing her, they are), she should drop it today just to fuck with everyone because everyone will assume that it is, given the timing. I just want a fucking NFR song and I will go to any lengths to justify.