Rorman Nockwell

You know, people get mad about us dragging her friends, but friends don't let friends go to Hillsong. Not only do these Insta bitches let her go, but they willingly accompany her, and it was likely their idea in the first place. No forgiveness ever.

She's going to say, "it's coming soon", toss her hair and walk away giggling. That's if she even goes. The dying of the hair is probably just some special Hillsong soul-cleansing ritual.

Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose? A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover? One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover. Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now? Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring." FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring." Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too." Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."

I actually don't know if it's that much lighter ... I think the darker photos are more accurate colour-wise. Sure, it's a few shades lighter, but I don't know if it's auburn. Have to see it in daylight to be sure. Looks good, though. Also, if she doesn't go to the Met Gala (but she is, shut up), then I hope she's dyed it for the NFR cover shoot. Or an epic MV.

We are gonna be fucking filthy if she doesn't end up going, lmao

I'm just excited that this means that she's going to the Met Gala. Shut up, don't @ me, she's going.

Because she thinks she can escape our notice in the cover of darkness, of course.

Idk if you're serious or not, but one of the side effects of fillers is flu-like symptoms, so maybe that's why she sometimes looks so puffy and as I said, if that's the case then clearly, she thinks the occasional puffy face is worth it. Or maybe when she gets an actual cold it makes them puff up. Fucked if I know. I'm just speculating for the fuck of it. Intellectual insights are not really my forte; rambling and making up ridiculous shit is, which is what I'm doing here. You seem a bit uptight, though. You OK?

It's possible that she's actually allergic to the fillers or to the botox, too ... in which case idk why she'd keep having them, but it still wouldn't be the strangest thing she's done ... maybe she thinks the benefits outweigh the occasional puffy face.

It's not. 99% of the content on this board isn't important, but it's a discussion board. Lana VK, quoted for truth: "Other fandoms are happy when there's a new album, an interview or a single, Lana's fans are excited about the new hair color."

Did she have her cheeks done back then, though? I didn't think so. I thought it started around 2015 (or whenever it was that she broke up with Pasta Boy). Her self-confidence really seemed to take a hit at that time; she gained weight and started inflating her face. The lips were done much earlier, though. Obviously she can have whatever she wants done, but there's no question she looks far better without the cheek fillers.

Fucking called it ...

I mean, she looks good here, facially, but if I'm not mistaken it takes a few days for fillers to ... inflate fully. I could be wrong, but that's why you're not supposed to fly within 48 hours of having them done or something, because it makes them swell even more. I hope I'm fucking wrong, honestly, because her face looks good rn.

Yeah these ones don't seem to be as crazy. I hope she stops here, though, and doesn't have a touch-up on the weekend or something.

Oh fucccck they are (can tell in the pics of her side-on) Ugh, Elizabeth ... honey ... Yeah see the indent around her eye in the side-on shots (like a "C" shape?). + the one with her head forward and down; the cheeks bulge out further than the forehead. They don't look as bad as some of the ones in the past, though, so hopefully she's dialling it down.

Looks like she's had her eyebrows done since the selfie, too. Definitely Met Gala. $10 this is 'round the corner from Hillsong. ETA: called it Idm her hair colour but she still looks messy. Which is fine, she doesn't always have to look perfect, but she looks pretty ordinary here.

I can't believe that not a single bitch has managed to find her at Cha Cha Matcha, ask her, and video it. Disgracefully incompetent fanbase.

She hasn't gone to Hillsong in awhile, so there's that. Next minute ...

Everyone was just talking about it in the random thread anyway, so ... I really don't think it is Elizabeth's release on Friday; Perez said it was "big" and I don't think a fourth single would constitute "big". Dropping the entire album would be "big", but she's made it clear that the poetry book is coming first.

The burning question is, though, if Kevin Abstract will be so inspired by it that he'll release a poetry book? And reference chem trails and Tesla? Also, is Elizabeth's book even called "Violets" any more? Didn't she say, "here are my photos for "The Land of 1000 Fires?"" in an IG post? I think one of the poems was called that, but she made it sound like it was the name of the book.

Yeah, in other words, 6 of Kevin's 11 tracks sound like Venice Bitch. I would love to know what Elizabeth thinks. (Yes, she is now Elizabeth). I mean, VB is already out but I hope to FUCK she doesn't listen to Kevin's album and go, "that sounds like [unreleased track]. I'M GOING TO REDO THAT TRACK" fml, kms, etc.

lol @ us "She looks really good, but where's the fucking album?!"

She looks like she hasn't had fillers in awhile (on her cheeks at least) and she looks sooo good. Someone confiscate all the fillers; I don't want her near them.

They are dragging her in those tweet comments, too ... it's in Portuguese so I didn't fully understand, but there was a reference to Chernobyl. Oh my God I just went to her page (what can I say, I find fake LA culture fascinating) and she has a video of some fruit at a market and it's just ... it's so pretentious it actually hurts. Why does Lana seem the closest to the most vapid one? Jesus. The others don't seem too bad, but that one is a blatant sycophant ... Legit ... and I felt like LFL (the track) got far more attention than Love, which was a shame, because Love is far better. LFL (the track) is garbage truck juice, honestly.