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I think that she is only releasing this because she has to (because it involves external parties: Sublime, the documentary filmmakers, etc). So she can't just say, "fuck that" like she has with everything else she's (supposed to be) doing. I really don't feel that there's any ... enthusiasm behind it, if that makes sense? It's a perception only. When you have to do something but your heart really isn't in it, you do the minimum required. And that's exactly what a recycled selfie from a gig last year with extremely poor Photoshopping is - the minimum required. I mean, hopefully it isn't the cover and maybe she'll post something else tomorrow. I'm just going by what we have right now. I'm happy we have a new song tomorrow, and we should savour it because the only other song we're getting for the next few months is Hillsong.

I asked Spotify CS if it's coming out at local time and they said they haven't recieved any information yet but will make it available as soon as it's available to them. It almost sounds like what Elizabeth would say if she worked for them.

We and our girrrrl we got this relationship We love her so baaad but she treats us like shit

In all seriousness this latest pic could've looked really good if she just had a decent graphics person. Like fuck ... bitch has 98655654768 dollars ... hire someone ffs

Well, she was 20 when the pic was taken, because Brisbane was, what - March 2018?

I like nitpicky, so I'll play. If it was taken pre-performance then it's understandable why her hair and makeup look a little different. Brisbane is humid af in the summer and she played an outdoor venue. I mean, if it's not from Brisbane, then she went to all the trouble to do her hair and makeup the same, put on the same clothes, the same earrings, and the same ring. Like, if she had the energy to do all of that, then surely she'd just go stand outside next to a palm tree or sit on the beach and take a selfie and she'd be done. Instead, you're saying she went to all that trouble to dress up the same, took a selfie in a hotel room or a bathroom or some shit, and then photoshopped out the background. We're talking about a bitch who couldn't even be bothered getting out of bed for her last NFR snippet. The prosecution rests, Your Honour.

Legit. I seriously hope she either did it herself or got a friend to do it for free, because it's awful. I don't really care about the DT cover ... but if this is it, then I will be even more shocked and appalled, because fuck me ... there are like 500 people in this community who could do a better job and we'd do it for free. Bad 'shops make baby Jesus cry, Elizabeth. Hire us. Like, NFR is probably delayed because some bitch doing the visuals is still working out how to use the fucking clone stamp tool.

Explains why the right side is shopped out, too. Took it in her hotel room or something. I can't.

Everyone: "OMG she looks so cute! This is the best look she's served all era, I'm so glad she made an effort. I love her." Elizabeth: "Aw, thanks. It's from Brisbane." Everyone: I'm fucking dead.

No, stop. No. NO. Please tell me that lazy bitch didn't. Her hair is longer, right? It's new.

I know. I'm just being a bitch. I'd like to think it's her poetry book and they'd 'shopped the DT placard over it (and it'd be just like her to do that because lazy) but in reality, they've probably just 'shopped it over a piece of paper. Plus that hair doesn't really fit the aesthetic of the poetry book, so if that's what it is then I don't understand. I'm tired, though. If there is no MV I'm going to be so sad because this look needs to be exploited.

"My @sublime cover Doin' Time coming out Friday for the new doc about them." LMAO @ all the people (especially on Sublime's account) asking where they can watch the doc. You can't, the film festival is finished. Also ... I think she had no choice but to filter that pic because the 'shop job is so bad. I really hope she didn't pay someone to do that and a friend just did it as a favour or something.

Imagine her reading this, agreeing, and leaving it off the album as a result. We're all coming for you if she does.

Ladies and gentlemen, 2019 Lana Del Rey: Even the filter objects to that vape.

Sounds quite realistic.

Let's be (brutally) honest here: she was more of a baddie then than she is now, despite her current, seemingly desperate attempt to be one. Some more brutal honesty: I hope Doin' Time leaks. At this point, a reaction indicating that she gives any degree of fucks would be welcome, including a "u little fuckers" type response to said leak.

Fair, but I don't think it would matter who did it, it would never be good enough. If Gwen did it, they'd complain and say Shirley Manson should've done it. Etc.

Thanks. I thought so, but wasn't sure.

LMAO they're ridiculously small dumbbells ... even their "working out" is fake 'cos those would do fuck all.

What. The. Fuck. What is she saying at the end? I can't always speak American and didn't catch it.

Okay because I hate myself I decided to read the comments on Sublime's re-post ... The very first comment didn't disappoint. "Lana's voice really doesn't match the style" and the same person followed that up with, "it would've been cool if someone like Gwen Stefani did it."

She is responsible for my animosity towards her poetry book, and I'm sure I'm not alone. When she announced the poetry book, I was like, "I care much more about the music but it's something she wants to do so okay, cool. Probably will end up buying it ..." You know, and then she started posting poems and no music, and I was like, "... this is a bit irritating but she wants to do it, so okay, cool. Music soon, surely. Possibly won't buy the book because it's all on Insta anyway ..." And now I'm like, "FUCK THE POETRY BOOK. STAB IT IN ITS FACE. ME? BUY IT? HAHAHAHAHAHA." I'll probably still buy it because I'm a sucker

I mean, she has this song going to radio ... a week or so after would be the perfect time to start promoting NFR, or, at least, the poetry book but fuck the poetry book seriously.

I mean ... Chuck is probably the only person who can make that lazy bitch do any work rn, so