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All this tells me is that bitch can't even be bothered brushing her ponytail, let alone releasing an album.

Oh, I forgot: Lana [in an interview]: "The album is finished." Lana [on Twitter]: "No, really. It's finished." Ben: "The album is not finished."

Why can't I stan someone normal? Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]" Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year." Lana: "My album will be out mid year." Lana: "IDK" Lana: Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing." Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]." Lana: Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry." Everyone: "Okay, which ones?" Lana: Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?" Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Likely Easter weekend updates: new pics of her at church with one or more of her ridiculously-dressed friends Unlikely Easter weekend updates: new music or info

I honestly find it really strange that she's supposed to play the Open'er Festival on July 6th and there's nothing on her official site or anything. Most artists tweet or IG their festival appearances ... and if you look at her IG she used to do that not so long ago ... but she has said absolutely nothing about this, or about any of the other festivals she's playing, for that matter. Tbh I find that a bit disrespectful to the festival organisers, who are probably paying her a fuckload to be there, and they don't even get a retweet when they announce that she's going. I know everyone's all, "oh this is just how she is" 'n' shit, but I don't know. It really does seem like self-sabotage at this point.

I think just for fun. The caption said something to that effect. It's common to dress up in your boyfriend's clothes, after all.

Right? I wish it was longer, though. Sincerely, Shortest track on the fucking album

Writin' in blood on my walls 'n' shit

I can't believe this thread is only 6 pages long; there are so many lies. I think of a new one every day. Technically the video for LFL is a lie because there is no ladder or platform on the H of the Hollywood sign (or on any of the other letters, for that matter). Has to be one of the most upsetting lies.

Yeahhhh fair.

I just really like making stuff up. Sorry. That poem is soooo about him ....

Guys, come on ... (come on ... come on ... come on) ... it's a great song. Except for when she sings "it's hot, hot" and she sounds like a crow squawking

Yeah and that pic of her, him, and Ben from the pre-Grammys event ... I know you can't read too much into a single photo but Ben and Lana look delighted and Jack looks sad af. We must analyse that Joe poem for clues.

Well that video could've been from earlier. And we don't know when they broke up. She seemed to lose interest in NFR right after HIADTFAWLMTH - BIHI, which was around then. Or maybe that was their attempt to be "friends" but it was too difficult or who the fuck knows, really. And Lana Del Liar will totally date more musicians, without a doubt.

I'm so glad it isn't just me; at least we have something juicy to discuss for the next 10 pages.

Yeah that was also me. Like, we can even combine the two conspiracy theories and say that she wanted to cancel the shows because of her break up with Jack and then decided not to. Or as MoreCruelThanYou said, maybe she's still cancelling but hasn't said which ones. IIRC that one in Poland is not on her site and she hasn't said a word about it. I just suspect that the reason for the delay might be personal because she hasn't said a word. If it was something really innocent and simple, like a production delay, then I don't see why you wouldn't just say that. She is avoiding talking about this album's release for whatever reason. As I said, there's no way she didn't know about Google's March 29, and to just let that pass without saying anything is plain odd. Oh, and she is making a point of posting pics of her and her friends, which is exactly what women do when they break up with someone. If anyone needs someone to make stuff up and twist shit to suit an agenda, call me.

... OK this is pretty far-fetched but I've been dying to type it. What if ... Lana and Jack had a thing ... and they broke up? It would explain the dead silence from both of them, her managers' contradicting each other/Lana, and the delay. And when I say it would explain the delay, I mean - if they are no longer on good terms - they might want some time before it drops .. or they might even have been told to fix/add something, and they need time before they feel comfortable working together again, etc. I also immediately thought of him when she wrote that poem about "Joe" and his "brown eyes". It'd explain why she seemed so enthused about this album and then just went silent. I mean she probably is with that other actor guy now but it doesn't mean she wasn't with Jack. (Captain's Log, Page 1552: people start really making stuff up to justify)

Yeah what I meant was her songs likely evolve when she's working with someone else. Like I'm not doubting that she writes the lyrics, but she likely changes those lyrics up sometimes suit chords, etc ... there's some outside influence there. Whereas the poems seem very raw and drafty.

She wants to hope it's fucking good, then, because if it isn't she will look even sillier than she does with her vape. "Couldn't stop the way I was feelin' the day my record dropped ... AND IT WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD!"

I mean, I think the poems are OK. They're not amazing. Other people help her write songs most of the time (even if the concepts are her own), whereas the poetry is much more raw. So in a way, the poetry is more her. I don't really like to compare them.

This would be the most awful decision ever, and she's made some pretty awful ones ... dating G Eazy, for example.

u little fuckers

You know, I fully expect her to only print like 200 copies of this and give them to some obscure little bookshops that nobody lives near. She might not even tell us which one/s. That would be so her. Imagine the fandom meltdown ...

I hope she sent her sister a "fuck you" text, too.