Rorman Nockwell

Oh God I'm so glad she broke up with him. She really dodged a bullet. I know we already know but someone I know worked with him and everyone in the industry knows that he's a notorious womanising dirtbag. Will be very surprised if that marriage lasts and tbh I'm surprised Anna even allowed it because she must know what he's like. ANYWAY Shawn Mendes isn't on that list and he's going to the Met Gala, so there is a very small glimmer of hope.

She probably did it. Lana Del Troll. Maybe she's a Mormon now.

Loooool wtf

Eh I can only speak for myself, but I don't feel jealous. Frustrated, yes, especially because of the Hillsong aspect, but not jealous. And social camouflage is a good point, but I don't buy it. Not like her old friends were unfortunate-looking, and if anything, these friends make her more visible by plastering everything on social media. As I've said, she can befriend who she likes but what I said stands.

Well ... since you asked, allow me to present Conspiracy Theory #5296 She's trying really hard to get preggo to the actor guy, so she didn't want to commit to anything (eg: the Met Gala, album promo) etc because of that.

If she doesn't go then something really strange is going on with her. She's the face of Gucci Guilty ffs. It'd be like Scarlett Johansson refusing to go to the Endgame premiere or something.

Apparently that list is just the benefit committee, and not the entire guest list ... whatever the fuck that means, but there's still hope I think But Elizabeth would be on the benefit committee if she were going, surely .... kms If I don't wake up in the morning to LAX pap shots ...

That better not be fucking real .... Apparently Cara Delevingne is going, though, and she isn't on that list. I'll also be surprised if Taylor isn't going, because she's good friends with Serena and Serena is hosting ... Also Lena Dunham IS on the list ... if Lena freaking Dunham goes to the Met and Elizabeth doesn't, I-

Your profile pic matches your post so well.

But is it really an improvement? Really? I want her to be happy as much as the next bitch, but this Insta baddie shit just makes me so uneasy because it's a purposeful attempt to be fake. We've talked about her friends ad nauseam, but anyone can see (via their social media accounts) that they are fake LA bitches. It's Elizabeth's life, and Elizabeth's decisions, but I don't see how a person can derive happiness from any of that. Maybe she is happy? Only she knows ... maybe this is who she actually is and the Elizabeth of the past wasn't real. Like, where is Stella? And what happened with Jaime? Andrei? She wasn't friendless by any means before she met these bitches. I can't help but wonder about the impact of Hillsong, etc ... because she literally is never seen with anyone else any more except them. She also used to go a lot of places by herself which I thought was kinda cool, because so many people are afraid to do that, and as a celebrity it must be especially daunting with cameras in your face 'n' shit. But she doesn't seem to do that any more either; it's like she's joined at the hip with that blonde chick. Maybe she still does and she's just not getting papped ... idk. Idk if she's bored but I definitely am considering I typed out the above bullshit.

Everything is so terrible and awful that here we are, 6 years later, resurrecting a thread to talk about Elizabeth's boob. Can it get any bleaker, honestly? YOU did this to us, Elizabeth.

I think she's going to show up to the Met Gala otherwise I'm gonna fkn cry ... and I think she's going to look spectacular.

On the other hand, she hasn't said anything about anything, so she wouldn't say anything about working on her outfit even if she was. Plus Alessandro has to know what a lazy bitch she is so he's probably doing all of it for her, and just ordered her to dye her hair and show up.

Mmm I just saw Alessandro's story with Florence ... maybe Florence is Elizabeth's replacement .... I love Florence, but .... :suicide:

Did one of them post something? I follow all of them and didn't see anything. Nm just saw Alessandro's story

If we don't get pap shots of her @ LAX in the next 24 hrs then it's fucking over, kiddos.

I love how well this thread sums up this era. It's an incoherent mess. We will look back on this in 5 years and laugh or cry

Her ignoring her fans and her work wouldn't piss me off as much if she wasn't simultaneously videoing herself eating awful-looking purple ice cream and sneaking off to Hillsong in the dead of night with her sycophantic minions. I mean, It's not like she's off on some meaningful voyage of self-discovery in the Peruvian wilderness (which I would fully support). A singular tweet or IG comment is all that's required, and she can't even bring herself to do that between matcha latte sips.

Yeah honestly I only clicked on this thread because I thought there might be something interesting about one of them, such as her having tattooed NFR's release date onto the side of one.

She's an A and she sometimes looks bigger because she uses padded bras and shit when she wears certain outfits/in photo shoots. It isn't rocket science. End of discussion, delete thread.

It just came up in my recent topics and I was like ... the fuck

Lana Del Troll, honestly.

I don't know what to tell you. I'm not Elizabeth. It's her album and song title, and that's her explanation for it. It's clear, however, that she didn't choose him due to lyrical convenience as you suggested. There is no evidence of any legal action being taken. Zero. As others have told you, it's been discussed and debunked. You have your opinion, and it seems that everyone else who has replied has their (opposing) opinion, so it's time to move on.

Del Rey. u coulda released nfr on march 29 but u blew it.

Do you even Elizabeth? Nothing that she does is accidental, especially not lyrically. "Lana Del Rey: It was weird how that actual title came to me. I was riffing over a couple of chords that Jack [Antonoff] was playing for the title track, which ended up being called “Norman Fucking Rockwell.” It was kind of an exclamation mark: so this is the American dream, right now. This is where we’re at—Norman fucking Rockwell. We’re going to go to Mars, and [Donald] Trump is president, all right. Me and Jack, we just joke around constantly about all the random headlines we might see that week, so it’s a slight cultural reference. But it’s not a cynical thing, really. To me, it’s hopeful, to see everything as a little bit funnier. The chaos of the culture is interesting, and I’m hopeful that there’s room for there to be some movement and excitement within it." https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2019/02/lana-del-rey-gucci-interview There is presently nothing more to discuss regarding the Rockwells.