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Jared is confirmed, and ofc her beloved Alessandro, so if she doesn't go then I think something's definitely up. It'd be odd. I hope to GOD she doesn't get fillers for it ... she's been looking really good and she doesn't need. If they ask her about NFR she will say something really vague and unhelpful, let's face it. Also I kinda hate the Met Gala; to me it epitomises Hollywood wankiness. Sure, some of the outfits are fun but as I said ... wanky af.

Oh. It's you. You're going to have to be more specific and/or give us Cinnamon. Actually, fuck the specifics, just give us Cinnamon. Your credibility is in tatters after Thursday. Cinnamon or go away.

Because I'm petty as fuck, I noticed that Barrie liked the pics of Lana and Chuck with the dog, but not the pic of her friends. Barrie hates her friends. Barrie is a LanaBoards member confirmed.

One of these bitches has it, I just know ...

But is it the White Mustang of NFR? In any case, she knows there's tacked-together versions of Cinnamon all over the place ... why the fuck wouldn't she just release it? Everyone is listening to it anyway, so she's really just doing her own work a disservice by not doing so, because obviously those versions are not amazing quality. This is all self-sabotage on her part - even if she doesn't realise it - and you won't convince me otherwise. Which is why if anyone has it, leak it. Fuck. There is no logical reason to not release a song that is already available in less-than-ideal quality, especially given that everyone is screaming out for something. If anyone can think of a logical reason, please enlighten me.

Okay, out of all the snippets we've heard, which song will be to NFR what White Mustang is to LFL? Which will polarise? Which will we fight about endlessly next February when she finally releases it? I reckon "In your car" and not just because they both relate to cars.

Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers. They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human. It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

The silence surrounding NFR is a carefully orchestrated ploy to rid herself of the gays, and to a lesser extent, women. She put so much time and effort into her image of a seductress, especially in her earlier years, and she's bitter because her two main demographics (gays and women) aren't interested in being seduced by her. She doesn't know where it all went wrong but for good measure, she joined Hillsong. This is also why she went, "fuck it", and wears leggings, hoodies, and less makeup, because if we're not interested in fucking her then what's the point? Also, she knows that we gays and women are dramatic af and that we will be the first to crumble and unstan when she doesn't release the album or indeed say anything about it for the next 8 months. Don't worry, I'm logging off now.

I actually think she does read some of them. Didn't those unhinged Russian girls write threatening messages on her social media accounts, and she used them as evidence against them? Plus, she occasionally responds to fans (telling them the book will be $1, and then that post about the alleged racial references in Hope). I mean, that's her decision, but my point is more that people really cross the line with her - you only have to look at all her trouble with stalkers, etc - and I just wonder what it is about Lana, specifically, that makes some people feel so entitled to be abusive, etc. I do not think it happens to this degree with other celebrities I like/follow. It bothers me because 1. it's pretty shit for her, and certainly doesn't encourage more interaction with fans, and 2. I don't understand.

Change the site name to LanaBoreds until she releases it, seriously.

What do you think it is about Lana that makes people feel entitled to make such disrespectful comments on her social media? Like I also stan Florence and I just can't imagine 7,000 "where's the album you fucking bitch?!" comments on any post of hers. People might ask where the album is but I don't think they'd be so aggressive; her fan base seems so much more chill. I know we say stuff here (mostly jokes) but I feel like it's quite different to essentially address her directly via social media.

Jesus, those comments ... poor bloke

Just wait 'til someone asks him if her pussy tastes like Pepsi; he will be triggered af

Oho I still have a few ideas Maybe they broke up and she followed him to be spiteful. He'd better hire a social media manager stat to delete comments if mine upset him ... Jesus I should link him Lana Boards; is there a thread here on him? Lol

Yikes I din't know that. Earlier statement retracted

Ayyy that Chase guy is a bit sensitive. Someone wrote, "Lana follows" on his latest post and I replied, "and Chase gains 50,000 followers in 3 ... 2 ..." and now it's gone. Don't like him; no sense of humour. and if that upsets him then he's in for a world of pain because people will say much worse lol

You reckon? I just think they'd be so cute together. In any case, the current guy is a struggling actor who has made references (albeit jokingly) to using famous friends for publicity, so idk ... hope it works out ... Can he leak NFR? That'll get publicity ...

Btw she is now following that actor guy on IG so I guess that's still on. Or back on. Or whatever. I just really want her to date Jared Leto, though. Is it so much to ask? I hope he's an atheist and she stops going to church at his insistence. Oh, and I hope she's one of those people who ditches all their friends when they're in a relationship.

I'm not editing the Real Housewives one, though ... she's at the back and it's too much work and I know because I already considered doing it. The best I could do is stick her head on one of the ones at the front and then remove everyone else, lol.

I'd like to depress everyone further by pointing out that it's May in 2 days, and Hope was released at the start of January. That's five months with no new music despite the album being finished. Snippets don't count. Fuck snippets. Also, if she can tell a fan in LA that it'll be out at the end of the summer, why the fucking fuck can't she post that somewhere? What's her problem? dfkjhsdkjfhakls

We should edit them out of everything she posts from today onwards. Does anyone read the Lana VK? They drag the fuck out of her friends on there, too

Ohhhh my Goddd I'm so tempted to put that on my trolling IG and tag her not that I have any followers/have bothered posting anything yet Everyone should post that. Just sayin'.

I'm gonna come back later and fight you, but for now ...

Last night I had a dream that I was having lunch with Katy Perry (I know, I know). She asked me to collab with her and I said, "no, I can't, I'm collabing with Lana Del Rey" and she yelled, "you'll RUIN your career doing that ... Lana doesn't ever release music!" (too real) and stormed off. Anyway, the diner was next to this river, and Katy went upstream to the dam and opened the floodgates and I got washed away and drowned all because I was loyal to our sis. The end. The lesson is, Lana let me drown, just like she's letting all of us drown #deep Oh, and Katy Perry is really spiteful. Don't trust.

In all seriousness, given the outrage and how unhinged some of her fans are, I'm surprised she can still go there undisturbed.