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Yeah but they have Cha Cha Matcha in NYC so all good, all good. I think her outfit will involve eyeballs. Alessandro is posting lots of eyeballs.

Elizabeth said that the title track + title are so named because she dated a lot of brilliant creative men who knew they were brilliant, so it's making fun of that, which in turn is making fun of what Norman represented. It's less about the word "fucking" than it is about the sentiment, yes, but the "fucking" denotes that it's a joke. If you want to believe that there's some Rockwell conspiracy going on, despite evidence to the contrary, then go right ahead. She would change the title before she would go to war with the Rockwells, imo.

The "Fucking" constitutes parody, I think, as it's not part of his actual name. I don't think it's the issue. I think the issue is Elizabeth and no one else. In any case, I think she'd rename the album rather than fight the Rockwells, because even if she were to win it wouldn't be a good look.

Right? It means someone, somewhere, cares about something. ETA: eh just saw the post above. Never mind, lol

It'll be super sketchy if she doesn't attend, imo. She's the face of the latest Gucci fragrance, Gucci is sponsoring, and both Jared and Alessandro are confirmed as going. It'd basically be a snub if she didn't go.

Sorry but my jokes are just going to get worse ... Lana orders an ice cream from an ice cream truck and then asks the vendor how much it costs. "The same price as your poetry book," replies the vendor with a smile. He holds out his hand for Lana to give him $1, but Lana walks away without paying BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING POETRY BOOK SO THERE IS NOTHING TO PAY. HAHAHA.

No, Jaime said she herself missed him, and Barrie said he might see her again one day, I think.

No, but the guest list is always kept under lock and key ... they reveal the hosts, but not the guests. The only confirmation will be if she's seen departing LAX or arriving NYC.

You know, people get mad about us dragging her friends, but friends don't let friends go to Hillsong. Not only do these Insta bitches let her go, but they willingly accompany her, and it was likely their idea in the first place. No forgiveness ever.

She's going to say, "it's coming soon", toss her hair and walk away giggling. That's if she even goes. The dying of the hair is probably just some special Hillsong soul-cleansing ritual.

Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose? A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover? One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover. Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now? Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring." FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring." Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too." Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."

I actually don't know if it's that much lighter ... I think the darker photos are more accurate colour-wise. Sure, it's a few shades lighter, but I don't know if it's auburn. Have to see it in daylight to be sure. Looks good, though. Also, if she doesn't go to the Met Gala (but she is, shut up), then I hope she's dyed it for the NFR cover shoot. Or an epic MV.

We are gonna be fucking filthy if she doesn't end up going, lmao

I'm just excited that this means that she's going to the Met Gala. Shut up, don't @ me, she's going.

Because she thinks she can escape our notice in the cover of darkness, of course.

Idk if you're serious or not, but one of the side effects of fillers is flu-like symptoms, so maybe that's why she sometimes looks so puffy and as I said, if that's the case then clearly, she thinks the occasional puffy face is worth it. Or maybe when she gets an actual cold it makes them puff up. Fucked if I know. I'm just speculating for the fuck of it. Intellectual insights are not really my forte; rambling and making up ridiculous shit is, which is what I'm doing here. You seem a bit uptight, though. You OK?

It's possible that she's actually allergic to the fillers or to the botox, too ... in which case idk why she'd keep having them, but it still wouldn't be the strangest thing she's done ... maybe she thinks the benefits outweigh the occasional puffy face.

It's not. 99% of the content on this board isn't important, but it's a discussion board. Lana VK, quoted for truth: "Other fandoms are happy when there's a new album, an interview or a single, Lana's fans are excited about the new hair color."

Did she have her cheeks done back then, though? I didn't think so. I thought it started around 2015 (or whenever it was that she broke up with Pasta Boy). Her self-confidence really seemed to take a hit at that time; she gained weight and started inflating her face. The lips were done much earlier, though. Obviously she can have whatever she wants done, but there's no question she looks far better without the cheek fillers.

Fucking called it ...

I mean, she looks good here, facially, but if I'm not mistaken it takes a few days for fillers to ... inflate fully. I could be wrong, but that's why you're not supposed to fly within 48 hours of having them done or something, because it makes them swell even more. I hope I'm fucking wrong, honestly, because her face looks good rn.

Yeah these ones don't seem to be as crazy. I hope she stops here, though, and doesn't have a touch-up on the weekend or something.

Oh fucccck they are (can tell in the pics of her side-on) Ugh, Elizabeth ... honey ... Yeah see the indent around her eye in the side-on shots (like a "C" shape?). + the one with her head forward and down; the cheeks bulge out further than the forehead. They don't look as bad as some of the ones in the past, though, so hopefully she's dialling it down.

Looks like she's had her eyebrows done since the selfie, too. Definitely Met Gala. $10 this is 'round the corner from Hillsong. ETA: called it Idm her hair colour but she still looks messy. Which is fine, she doesn't always have to look perfect, but she looks pretty ordinary here.