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This needs a face swap and a Twitter rumour asap

The mv for the lead single of her next album should feature her putting her head in an oven a la Sylvia but then she crawls out the other side and emerges as a robot with lasers on the ends of her fingers Also some puppies and bunnies

Run your phone over with a Land Rover And then a Toyota And then see

That phone is an artistic statement about the world of art being infiltrated by technology/AI Her next album cover should be her as a cyborg Actually it should be like an interactive cover and when you peel away the smooth exterior there's all chips and wires n shit Lana if you're reading can you please auction that shit off for charity when you're done w it because

Okay WAIT I thought you just picked out two separate lyrics but the fact that they're in order and she's actually like, "regrettably, also a white woman, but I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones" "One of the Last White Women" sounds like a song or poem title ngl someone please do a fake cover so we can laugh at the Twitter stans believing it @shadesofearthquakes meet me on discord

To be fair we are taking her lyrics out of context at the Mariners Apartment Complex I mean on paper, "Jimmy Jimmy cocoa puff, Jimmy Jimmy ride" is terrible but it works in A&W

HELP I didn't know either

I still contend that 1. it's "eccentricity's holding me back" and, 2. this is nowhere near as bad other songs such as Dance 'Til We Die which is basically just one big name drop

This worst lyrics is thread

I still despise "My Cancer is sun and my Leo is moon" It's just WRONG Sincerely, My Rorman is username

And the wealth should've been distributed to all the countries that the British empire fucked over And all the palaces converted into affordable social housing I hear Buckingham is close to public transportation and amenities

All of them are flops Harry is an annoying attention seeker but the fact that he had to wear a normal suit and get driven in a normal car while an actual paedophile got to fully participate encapsulates everything that is wrong with this family (Not that Harry wanted to participate, but yeah) Prince Louis has the right attitude, though. I hope he keeps that

Oh good everyone will accuse her of copying Lana again because "Wildfire"

It says Midway Car Rentals https://www.midwaycarrental.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjwjMiiBhA4EiwAZe6jQ9N1iZ31JpiL1jtDucohzQhS0B3a9UuE2DOZtR1IeBntVRANaDGC1BoCG5AQAvD_BwE

Thx I know she said she doesn't feel the need to partake in world building anymore, and of course that is her prerogative, but songs like Florence's Mermaids (which has a very definite story) made me really think about it and miss it

I think her old songwriting (2018 and before) is far better than her current songwriting and it's somewhat frustrating that people are lauding her as a songwriting genius for her current work because honestly shit like BTD, UV and Honeymoon were actual fucking genius whereas I feel like a lot of the current diary-entry lyrics and automatic writing or whatever could be written by pretty much anyone and is only interesting because of the vivid world she created throughout the previous eras mentioned so people place it in that context and act like it's genius when to me it's more like margin notes

Is he checking it's still there or

I feel like she should'e worn colours because the b & w (understandably) gives Wednesday Addams but it's still cute in its own right

I keep imagining Lana in this and now I'm mildly upset she didn't come

Yeah this is one of my favourites A goddess

CEASE

Legit she's a pretty girl and they make her look bad wtf

Okay but this is well executed On theme - tick Black and white but without being boring - tick Hair and makeup - tick I'm sick of seeing her trying to cut up a cucumber on the Uber Eats ad and this is a nice change - tick

This post took me out omg

When they take the head off and it's Kylie Jenner