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Hating on SYTH is so last year. Come up with something better!

Someone should leak it, so you don't have to wonder anymore

They said album, not cute little fanmade unreleased/demos compilation

When the CDs/Vinyls have a secret golden bar ticket and she invites us to her chocolate factory

Unrelated, but this reminds me of when the Gaga stans thought the 911 MV was going to drop on Sept. 11th...

When Lana brings this dude back for the mv but it's chocolate instead of beans...

Idk 'bout y'all but I feel like this era is going to serve so hard... Maybe Lana will hex us with the music video and kill us seven days after we watch it ala The Ring I'm telling ya it's going to be the collapse of the century! We're not ready!

The Daytona Meth return

You totally deciphered it!

Grotesque... Or coquette? maybe it's a sine from above

Does it still count as manifesting if we post chocolate instead of scat?

When she drops the tracklist and the first tracks are 01. Roses Bloom For You 02. Diamonds N' Cum 03. Liz, I'm Calling from Calihoma

It better be since it's the year I was born I claim it already!

We moving?

Blue Banisters (Album) - oh, wait...

My mom actually giving birth to me instead of aborting

I had probably one of the craziest Lana-related dreams... I'm kinda shocked because of how detailed the dream was and how real it felt. I don't think I've ever dreamed something so crazy before. I also know it's hella dumb and it's obviously not going to happen at all, but idk, every time we all start to dream about LDR9 collectively, we get some news, so let's start manifesting!

Noir 2.0 here we go

I mean... Why are we panicking already? We don't even have a fake date, for all we know, she could scrap those songs and release something different... It's not unusual for her

lustforlife found dead. It's my turn to be the queen of the fake insiders!

Wait, am I the lanaboards insider?

Didn't that rumor come from here, actually? cause I remember one Brazilian account posted the same, claiming that the info came from a LanaBoards "insider"

Relatable queen