CmonDownToFL

By law, if you stan miss Del Rey you deserve nothing but good shit due to the amount of taste you posses. Imagine, (just imagine for one second otherwise it’ll be too damaging to the brain) not enjoying lona’s music. What a horrifying concept. Enjoy her singing your body electric or enjoy the electric chair, it’s your call cowboy.

Just got off the phone with my extremely reliable uncle who most of you are familiar with as the man who's given us tons of inside info (you may also know him from the crack pipe company he owns). He confirmed there actually is a box set for NFR but we just don't know when it's coming. He did provide some info of the things that will be in the box set & I'll list them below. The box set will include: A neon green vape that says "Norman Freaking Rockwell" in the most neon pink you've ever seen. A Matcha Cha Cha $2 gift card. A 20% off your first soul cycle class voucher. Like a "get out of jail free" card but instead, it's a "do nothing, the most of all" card for when you want to skip work or class, your boss/ professor MUST accept it or they'll go to prison. A NFR CD, vinyl, cassette, DVD, floppy disk, USB, SD card. "Violets Bent Over Da Lit Grass & Into this Ass" poetry book but it's only halfway finished. A signed picture of Chuck's snake (it's signed by someone but no one knows by who). An XXXXL white t-shirt with "Normie" handwritten on it using a green sharpie which is nearly dried out. A signed lithograph of Lana's toes. Again, we don't know who signed it (maybe Ben or the people at the factory, your guess is as good as mine). An extremely complex silly band (by Silly Bandz themselves) in the shape of the Hillsong logo. My uncle says there is more stuff but he just hasn't seen it all. He will try to find out what else is in there as well as when it'll drop & he'll let us know. Please don't believe anything else you may hear unless it's directly from me or my unckie. I will keep you dolls posted, I promise.

Tag yourself, I’m “I put together the clips I liked the best” & only uses the same 2 second clips of myself

Shit, my bad sis

For being off topic, the U.S Navy, Army & Marines will be knocking at your door in about 5 minutes so say goodbye to your loved ones. (He seems like such a nice person, did you see his “best birthday ever” post? I- )

I know this is probably not real but I can’t stop fucking laughing. Just- everything

Remember when she was live-streaming the baseball game & jack & sis were laughing because someone said “baseball is lit” so jack said “it’s lit!” And they laughed, I wonder if that’s because they already knew about The Greatest or if that came afterwards. Much to think about

Good morning miss things, what are we losing our minds about on this fine Tuesday morning?

The bar scenes literally the bar scenes That hit such a deep spot in ma heart

The bar scenes. Why am I crying in the parking lot of this Whole Foods rn

Honestly I don’t think she’d write that good a song for him Noah fence Chase

Ignore this

Me n my friends listening to one of the best songs on NFR: We Californiacatin'

So which song is about Chase

Okay seriously, where are the musique videos?

WHAT IS GOING ON, WHAT TEH FOK IS GOING ON Btw, the part that makes me cry from California is: You don't ever have to

Twist it Bop it

OHHHHHHHHHHH BE MY ONCE IN A LIFETIME

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You tried to push me out

You tried to push me out

You Me so good that I almost said fuck it I luh u