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Title of the project aside, I think the spoiler I read sounds incredibly plausible

Oh I just read spoilers on twitter that the surprise is (note for people who dont want to be spoiled this could be a real spoiler and not a joke disguised under a spoiler tag)

It's either going to to be so earthmoving a new continent will form in the pacific ocean or its going to be so unexciting and expected we will be mad for falling for a "surprise" no inbetweens

Well at least something interesting happened

this waiting is excruciating waiting for a leak, waiting for the surprise... even when we finally make it to next friday i'll be waiting for all my vinyl, my cds, my jacket, lighter.... UGH i just want to go to sleep and wake up and have it be 7am thursday when it's midnight in NZ

It was in reference to the 9/11 attacks

So I looked up how early Lana album's leaked in the past and I've got: Ultraviolence - 1 day/5 days* Honeymoon - 6 days (recordings from UO stores) Lust for Life - 3 days NFR - 13 days (lq), 3 days (hq) COCC - 10 days BB - 7 days *albums came out on different days in different countries back then. UV leaked one day before its first official release, but this was 5 days before the US release

This saga of fake merch and the doubling down aftermath is really keeping me entertained Anyway, only 8 copies of the Spotify pic disc left https://shoplanadelrey.com/products/did-you-know-that-there-s-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-spotify-fans-first-vinyl

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby" what a time to be alive

Idk what it's going to be but just in case it's merch I will be leaving the lana store open ALL. DAY.

I'm sorry if this is an unpopular opinion but I don't really believe her her behavior now that the original merch post has been called out as being fake comes off as someone doubling down on something just because they got caught why not make a post apologizing how she didn't know it was fake and REMOVE the original posts? instead she's making new posts about what a victim she is, still insisting it's real and came from the official store and posting screenshots of the store (that don't prove anything), bringing up her personal tragedies, and how everyone is being mean to her. it really comes off as she's mad she got caught, so now she wants sympathy. and the weirdest part is all the cult-like defense of her in the comments? like i liked her page before but damn, I didn't know she had an army of followers who believe she can do no wrong. like I said a few posts ago, it seemed incredibly out of character for her to be posting fake stuff, but whatever.... unfollow

There's also 29 copies in the Spanish store, but I'm going to guess the shipping would be the same: https://universalmusiconline.es/collections/lana-del-rey/products/did-you-know-that-there-s-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-cassette I had to order mine from Canada to the US and even that's expensive, more for shipping than the actual cassette I hope with how fast the cassettes sold out they take it as a sign to do a restock so you can get one!

The French store has 12 copies left, Idk whether they ship to Australia though... or how your French is https://shopfr.lanadelrey.com/products/did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-cassette Edit: they do ship to Australia but it's €30,78 for shipping, or €42.77 total

Are your timestamps right? That's when she's singing "i'm invisible look how you hold me"

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake: -the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _" -the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on) -the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store -the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer -the font in the quotation marks isn't right -we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap -the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD? Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

neither did I but that's what people commented in that reddit post looks like there was a fire in march and may last year, and now again last night maybe it's a sign the album will leak today

that's from last year apparently the tunnel has fires in it now and then, there were 2 in it last year

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire Which one of you did this

there's no way it's hacked... she has videos posted in her stories the more I think about it, the weirder it is that she did this And she says she's going to do giveaways?! Um what? Is she planning on doing a giveaway of her fake merch to people who think it's real? That's..... um.....

12 days too many

I bet somewhere in Poland at this very moment there's a lady wearing Christmas socks listening to Candy Necklace Polish sock lady, who are you, and why are you so lucky

Compare to Lana wearing the hoodie: https://www.instagram.com/p/CpEMAwOqLBZ/

Yeah but in the US the shirts and hoodies are only sold as the "boxset"... so what are the chances of them only getting the clothing but not everything else? And Interscope just mistakenly sent half the "boxset" contents to someone who coincidentally has a Lana fan account? There's too many red flags with their "merch" to be real

That's what's weird about it... I'm 100% positive that merch is fake and they had it custom made, but why would they do that? The account does a lot of work to genuinely identify products and the real merch is coming out in a few weeks anyway, so it just seems... out of character

that's definitely not real... they must have custom ordered a shirt and a hoodie from some vendor just to get the attention of, oh look at me i'm first. that's pathetic. we've seen Lana in the black hoodie and it looks nothing like what these people are trying to pass off. Not to mention the back print is a completely different picture