howiet1971

I once was gonna get with a guy who didn't have any lube and i was like "don't even try to bring out some hand cream instead boy!" and he was all "nah, i don't use lube, i use shampoo". At first i was like "um", but you know what, it worked and i smelt so nice during AND after as well.

I've been a Madonna fan since 1986, and seen her a ton of times. Had the pleasure of meeting her a few times too; she's a true performer though her current single releases are bizarre choices...
 
See my collection of Madonna ticket stubs here. (alphabetical) http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.26664847062.47919.702417062&type=1&l=f2dff78006
 
And my HMV photos: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150153925927063.293347.702417062&type=1&l=81d5514fe6
 
And Girlie Show photos: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150154002862063.293359.702417062&type=1&l=80ec7fbd98

dun worry, we all make mistakes too

I can't wait ugh

For future reference, the track times are listed here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_%28EP%29
 
so if you want to check out a potential leak, compare the track times against that

No problem, I understand. Levels of anxious/excited over here too.

could you post/screen cap track times?

Someone else will have to test this, my internet connection's in no condition to download anything right now. I changed the title so we don't accidentally freak people out if it turns out being fake.

I've been a Madonna fan since 1986, and seen her a ton of times. Had the pleasure of meeting her a few times too; she's a true performer though her current single releases are bizarre choices...
 
See my collection of Madonna ticket stubs here. (alphabetical) http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.26664847062.47919.702417062&type=1&l=f2dff78006
 
And my HMV photos: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150153925927063.293347.702417062&type=1&l=81d5514fe6
 
And Girlie Show photos: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150154002862063.293359.702417062&type=1&l=80ec7fbd98

I thought the fur thing was fake? However I agree on the rest. And that whole "hey guise look @ me i smoke w33d" act is getting kinda annoying.

I think you are reading waaay too much into all of this. My friend is a songwriter, and while he writes from experience, he also writes from the experiences of those around him, but makes them personal. If someone who didn't know him read them, they would assume it's all about him... he's inspired by friends, movies (and Lana is so inpired by film noir), news reports, books.. LIFE, just not always his.

that's usually true, but lana herself has said that her music is "100% autobiographical", which of course feeds our speculation. if she didn't throw clues around (and if she weren't so fascinating and hadn't lived such a full life) we wouldn't feel so compelled to try to piece together stories and people and associate them to her lyrics! bear in mind that some theories have been somewhat confirmed, while others are in the air or maybe just fantasies.