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*coachella starts playing. Super glitchy “I was at Coachella” * lights flash Lana appears “I took a flying lesson on my 33rd birthday, instead of calling you. Did you know a signer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?”

When she opens with Sportscruiser then what??

It’d be a gag if she completely changed her set list and didn’t sing a single song the locals know flipside living legend nectar of the gods kintsugi how to disappear change guns and roses bel air blue velvet swan song religion

I high key hate it. I know it’s Lana and expected, but sis come ON. You can’t say it’s “gonna be crazy for a long time” and then do nothing

The wya I could probably name 3 of the 5 cOnNeCtEd ones right now

I MEAN WALLY COME ON the way I wasn’t hype at all until today and now I’m too hype to contain myself

I know she didn’t hire Wally to do the same tired set with the same tired visuals I don’t think she’s gonna go full Lasso x Coachella, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she debuts White Horse

Henry come on (have you ever seen a) White Horse major, I see it!!

it’s what Elle posted a couple pages back @wally_crowder saying Lana is the most wonderful person he’s ever worked with, confirming it’s for Coachella. And then another selfie with him and a white horse with the caption “have you ever seen a white horse”

I don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist, but that photo shoot that Lana and Nicki did last year Lana’s horse was white

I’d be really iconic if she surprise releases White Horse on Friday and then plays it live same day

oh 100% that and cheap merch. These girlies don’t care, it’s the labels trying to get as much money as possible in Lana’s defense she also said (in the exact same video) that she wouldn’t be allowed to do that.

I know I’m probably biased as an American but I’d love a whole lasso set with a horse, cowboy attire, guns, and of course a LASSO

people saying it isn’t a gimmick but in the UK you need to buy THREE variants to get a signed copy

but these are eCo FrIeNdLy!!!

No I’m just delusional

the time it’s scheduled to start, plus at least 15 minutes But no, I don’t think we have a start time yet!

Billllllie

he took the selfies at the same time and has confirmed it’s Lana/Coachella related!! im so hypeeee

iconiC

omg white mustang snug on a white mustang horse would be iconic

I’d be more upset at these artists taking inspiration from Lana if they didn’t quote her quite regularly as their favorite artist. They’re all taking inspiration from their favorite artist the same way Lana takes inspiration from her favorite artists

Fans: all these artist literally COPY Lana Lana:

The irony of people being mad Billie is inspired by Lana when Lana herself has been inspired my multiple artists