LanaBalkana

That’s all on you

I am right about all else too luv

prob they will reupload it once they fix the cropping. guys I don’t know why you are so disappointed, it’s us who hyped this article in the first place. This is a random instagram page with 6k followers that it’s probably just acting as a fan account rather than a real magazine. I think Lana was making a cheeky comment that was not necessarily mean. I don’t even think she was aware of that article. It’s just something someone does for fun. Can we please not drag them for daring to have a hobby?

Lana would be more proud of Empire of Lounge for wreaking havoc and causing meltdowns among LB for delaying a 10-slide insta-article by half an hour

Guys pls don’t spam the random insta magazine that’s probably run by a single high-schooler as their grad project

Go to sleep hun, there’s not going to be an article

It’s 10am on the 26th in Italy

Nah cuz for me it says “happening now”

When the article tomorrow is just a QFTC pt. 2 letter

Okay I just realised that I need her to record a show at the Royal Albert Hall with TLSP as support act taco lorry

She’s just pronouncing it in a bri’ish accent. LONDON SHOW CONFIRMED LUVS

That’s probably just two songs given how long they are (and one of them is judas’ passage from the bible for the interlude)

Where’s that fan who was going to ask whether Lana wanted to slap Patty with a shovel in wf/wf but instead had to ask whether she said “promise” or “promised”. We need you girl

It’s definitely marred and it makes perfect sense

What’s the magazine again? I missed when it was first posted

When instead of the gospel choir she intended to include the Red Army choir

I thought it was “leaning on my back” but kept hearing “in my back” which confused me af since engl is not my first language. But then I realised that she probably means it as “in the back of the car” or something. So I am 99% sure it’s “someone who can give me fire”, “thrive”, “leaning in my back”. But this is conflicting with both spotify and apple music which are conflicting with each other so I guess the interns are as confused as we are

I won’t accept the pwyc slander.

I got hard

These two should retire already

Thank you king, 9:30 in London indeed. God I’m bad with this, but to paraphrase Lana “I’m not meant to be a pilot, I’m a poet”

So sometimes afternoon for us euros, am I doing the math right?

But the GP doesn’t know this

I hope you cursed them

I call it taco truck feat. Venice bitch