LanaBalkana

For what? Did I miss something?

Eclipse @111 confirmed Feb 14th 4pm GMT (11am EST) Okay I wrote three posts in a row. It’s time to get that beautiful 5 hour sleep. Good night, my american and non-american whores

What does this even mean

Ew no

Okay this makes a lot more sense than her singing “this is how it is to be an American whore and jimmy jimmy coco puff”

God bless So there are drums, percussions and keyboards on AW. With regards to the trap beats, these could be from the keyboard or they could be from the drums and while not technically trap beats, they could resemble 808s I guess bless u too hun

I am so stupid with this site. How can I find blog entries? I am looking for @Let the Light In’s blog post with the production credits

Not on there and I tried going there but the website lags phenomenally on Safari, so I gave up

I missed the BoZ spillage. Where can I find it? Everything has been happening so fast

ANGELINA HANDS ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING KNEES

Ya never know Has the patty slander been confirmed?

Do you think AW will be a good sex song given the slutty trap beats and that it’s being released on 14/02? I’ve missed good sex songs from Lana

me leaving work 2 hrs early to blast american whore on the tube

Granddaddy please stand on the shoulders of my daddy serene queen is a lyric from

How dare he….

I quite recently learned that Chuck is in fact NOT a lesbian…. I thought she married and had a child with a woman

Imagine the pastor screaming in the interlude and Lana giggling in the background “lool fuck you patty”

We should crowdfund longer vacations for our boy!!!!!

I love how this thread is dead in the ground for days and then the smallest thing happens and we all descend into chaos

We’ve been over this guys, & fucks it up

Come on Lana wake up and surprise drop your american whore as$ on us!!!!!!!

Never say never! Between the first thing you mentioned and the 2nd thing you mentioned there was almost a year gap and here we are crying over 2 months

The rumours we have: 1. Billboard cover 2. Interview magazine cover 3. Grammy performance [debunked] 4. Vogue 73 questions 5. Rolling Stones cover 6. oceanblvd insta account means something what we actually have: 🦗🦗🦗🦗

loool we’ve come full circle delulu where people take rumours from Lanaboards and then we have a meltdown when we see the rumours elsewhere

Probably Billie Eilish 😭