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When T4ylor uses L4na headlining slot to promote her upcoming album, it’s going to be such a slay! /s. Putting this out there first, so you all won’t be surprised because that is exactly what’s going to happen. T4ylor’s album is coming out literally around Coachella time (exactly Weekend 2). She’ll use Weekend 1 for promo. Literally “My new album is coming out next week”. She’s going to use this to a full effect. A smart business woman (is what the TS stans would say). Me?.. I would say she’s being inconsiderate and tacky once again. L4na helping out another unknown artist while ignoring her own promo. I’m just cackling here and at this point I’m not even mad at T4ylor anymore.

She’s finally doing GODpers live with THE Tommy Genesis. Oh, we cheered .

We’re still in the Ocean Blvd era henny. L4na definitely made an oopsie announcing the album way too early (unprepared, random, spontaneous like she always does) before her management, label, team whatever is ready. I’m not expecting anything Lasso related until at the very least July. On the side note, maybe it’s not really an oopsie. L4na might have known about the country albums coming from various artists, and she simply wants to get word out about hers before anyone else. Also, to get ahead and shut down those people that will be accusing her of copying the country album thing that every artist is doing now. Since she’s one of the early ones (because of the early announcement), they can’t say she is copying anyone.

Manifesting a 11 to 12 tracks album with no random interludes, collabs, and covers. All L4na. Hit after hit. No skips. Each songs are smashes and can be replayed endlessly. The album itself can be played back to back endlessly. Song lengths between 2 - 4 minutes. Please, make normal music again. We got enough of the artsy fartsy stuff. Time to be normal.

I don’t think it’s about her not trusting her vocals. Or any hesitation. She sang that part at Glastonbury 2023 LIVE. That’s a big festival that was being broadcasted live. Messing up would be tragic (she did , but not because of her vocals). If she didn’t trust her vocals, she wouldn’t have sang it at that particular event. She knew she had to show off and she did. She didn’t do it much at a regular date is probably due to voice preservation.

Bey0nce has nothing to contribute besides vocals. And when I say vocals, I mean literally just the voice. Not even the singing melody because most of the time she’s just karaokeing to someone else’s pre-made demo. “the best producers/songwriters in the industry” yeah, because she NEEDS it. She HAS to work with a whole village of people. The undermining of L4na’s contribution is crazy. Regardless of who’s L4na is working with, it’s still going to come out sounding the exact same because she’s fully in charged of her art: aesthetics/music/sound. You all seem to forget J4ck’s own music is actually very upbeat and poppy. His work with L4na is nothing of the sort. Ocean Blvd sounds nothing like Bleacher’s music. Also, please listen to “Henry, Come On”. And now listen to Lvkr L4ird’s music. Lvke is very much a radio friendly producer (even more so than J4ck). He loves radio and make country music suited for radio. He makes radio hits. I listen to a few podcasts about him. They can not stop talking about hits, charts, and radio. He also said he wants to make a good song first. But listening to him talk about the process of his music, it’s clear that the frame work and the main goal of his songwriting is still very much what sounds good on the radio. Very likely, UMG pushed L4na to work with Lvkr La!rd to make more upbeat radio hits. And “Henry, Come On” is the result which once again is not radio friendly at all. She turned a hit making bop producer to make another slow song. It’s giving Hip-Hop producer M!ke De4n’s Wildflower Wildfire teas.

This is sending me . https://x.com/popcrave/status/1772394376892690503?s=61 A&W video that could have been https://x.com/CinamonSluh/status/1772385007073480752?s=20

The ribbon graphic is god dam vgly like. Why didn’t they pick or design a better one? It currently looks like frog legs or snakes. It was so confused as to what that was initially. It reminds me of these designs:

Beyoncé cover reminds me of Paradise (EP)/ The Paradise Edition cover. Not the same picture per se, but it gives off the same vibe/energy. Very polished and velvety. It also looks very uncanny valley. Stiff pose due to over photoshopping. L4na looks like Michael Jackson there and both covers have animatronic-esque pose. Let’s not mention the animal abuse with Beyoncé’s cover. Hopefully, Lana stays AWAY from that concept.

Reducing L4na to a fvcking “remix” is a little disrespectful. Hopefully, L4na is just being courteous not actually wanting to collaborate with him coz . She needs to stop doing these khia collabs. It’s getting a little TOO MUCH.

Molly’s first miss with L4na mefears. L4na with that hair which looks half done. It’s like she’s just out of the shower with her jammies and bathrobe on. It’s giving jammies. It’s giving penguin from Batman. It’s giving grandma. A god damn mess . Chuck lowkey ate her up.

Hopefully, she’s posing with a saddle and bridle free horse (no riding). I’m certain there will be horses involved because that leak about a western project or whatever. I just hope everything is thought through. We don’t need more allegations (animal abuse).

It’s not funny at all to me. It’s a really cool word that was a very cool imagery attached to it for me. Nothing tacky like Cowboy Boots or Saddle like your saying. That’s like saying she’s naming it “Shoe” or something. Which she DID NOT. How do I say this? Let me get an analogy going. She’s not naming her album “Car” or “Vehicle” ok… she chose “Mustang”. They are similar, but Mustang as a title sounds so much cooler. Lasso sounds cool af to me. Honestly, couldn’t be better for an album representing Western, Country, Cowboys, etc. L4na really understands the beauty of words. She gets it. And this is no different. It’s a cool word.

That already exists. It’s called ChemTANKS. No, thank you. That was pretty much NFR again with a touch of country. Hannah Montana??? Y’all need to be fucking serious for a minute .

I was wondering if he was a stan after accidentally hearing his music on Instagram a few weeks ago. His video popped up on my feed somehow. I completely forgot who he was . I was shocked, honestly. The yodeling kid? . I thought his music was very L4na coded. It was cute. So I was curious and clicked on his profile and on to the follow list and lo and behold, @honeymoon was right there . I was like he has to be a stan. Most people don’t follow the honeymoon account and don’t realize that L4na has that account. You have to be a little bit more hardcore. That TikTok isn’t really shocking to me, and it confirmed my suspicion (that he is indeed a fan of her). I was also low key wondering when is that b!cth going to admit it . Well, that came sooner that I expected . I just think it’s funny that one listen to his music. Instantly, I was wondering he was a L4na fan. I was like he has to be listening to L4na. You can hear it. The thought that the yodeling meme kid is actually a L4na fan is crazy to me and it’s just funny. Like what in the cosmic coincidence . As for the collab, well cute idea. Let’s just keep it that way. As an idea.

People didn’t like her contribution to L4na’s music as well as her possible sway of L4na getting into country several times, but it’s more than that. She was RUDE to fans who had met her. https://web.archive.org/web/20230920175103/https://www.reddit.com/r/lanadelrey/comments/16nmw2u/i_saw_lana_yesterday_and_nikki_lane_was_so_rude/?rdt=36107

Ma’am, what chu talking about? That was a Friday release, henny. It had proper playlisting and was placed reasonably high on all NMF playlists esp for a soundtrack song. L4na even did a little promo stint with Geurmo Del Toro. Not remotely the same thing. Season Of The Witch had better more planned release than any songs on Ocean Blvd . It was Friday with proper playlisting which is the bare minimum really. Mind you, all the songs on OB was released on Wednesday. They were trying to BURY it too. Idk who’s in charge of her release dates, but it’s like they’re playing favorites with each release.

She said this in 2021: https://x.com/scarletstarletz/status/1753801745128718808?s=61 Things could change a lot since then, but I still would love this idea to be true. Genuinely, I’ve said before, I do not want a folk country album because she kinda already did that with Chemtrails but a Western Country album would be amazing.

Nvm, you’re right. The “final” release date that was announced in July. It was initially announced to be released in early 2019.