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cranekiss

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  1. wait doesnt that mean youre like 12 cause youre in 7th grade and that would be 4 years since 3rd grade
  2. i would actually live for this. splatoon 3 splatfest sponsored by lana del rey and everything is just chaos
  3. you have such an imagination! Make an account on wattpad/archiveofourown please get this shit off my screen i am going to vomit you are going to make me vomit i am going to sue you for emotional distress i have ben's lawyers on speed dial i will see you in cour
  4. paradise is her third best project
  5. cranekiss

    Taylor Swift

    im sorry but like how does she have so many fans her music is about as flat as paper she has like no charisma or anything and she hasnt really done anything notable outside of music to warrant such a fanbase... is it because shes the only mid 2000s-early 2010s pop girl that didnt really waver in terms of releasing/public image?
  6. Jenny jumped in the pool and she was swimming with you. we caught you on candid camera.
  7. yes! those songs leaked on churchcloud much like charli xcx come to my party did in 2017.
  8. to add onto this they should make themes of every lana album
  9. i got like 400 reputation points from this thread alone in the past 24 hours. fame is prison.
  10. OMG NEW CULT LEADER DEMO JUST LEAKED AND IT HAS THE LYRICS: Ben takes me down He's a lanaboards user I am being sued For impersonation
  11. when youre in the cell tell jessica that cranekiss said hi. she will know what you mean and she will give you a pack of marlboros and some gum. use that to raise yourself higher in the prison hierarchy and you will be safe in your 6 year sentence.
  12. i am very thankful i have short term memory loss due to falling off of a counter when i was a kid because i forgot literally every single thing kintsugi revealed so now im going into this album with a fresh mind
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