Beauty King

1. How am I feeling today? Sexy Den A Mutha - Cheryl Cole (Aaaand, The embarrassment begins) 2. Will I get far in life? Anything Could Happen - Ellie Goulding 3. What is my best friend’s theme song? Sugar - Kerli (While this is totally my jam, my best friend hates everything Kerli does) 4. What was high school like? Boring - P!nk (Yep, that's pretty appropriate) 5. What is the best thing about me? Milk Milk Lemonade - Katy Perry (Someone's a got a serious case of urophilia) 6. How was today? I Love It feat. Charli XCX - Icona Pop (But do I really?) 7. What’s in store for this weekend? Moves - Bright Light Bright Light 8. What song describes my parents? Just Like An Ogre - Iiris 9. How is my life going? Bad Dream - Ke$ha (That's a rather dim view...) 10. What song will they play at my funeral? All My Tomorrows - Frank Sinatra (D'aw ) 11. How does the world see me? 40' - Franz Ferdinand 12. What do my friends really think of me? Superficial - Natalia Kills 13. Do people secretly lust after me? No Way - Lady Gaga ( ) 14. How can I make myself happy? You Did The NoNo - Zowie (Yeah, that would do it) 15. What should I do with my life? The Writer - Ellie Goulding 16. Will I ever have children? Hazy - Ruby Frost (Now it's a goddamn magic eight ball ) 17. What is some good advice? Drop It Like It's Hot - Neon Hitch (Thank you for that insightful advice, Miss Hitch) 18. What is my current theme song? Blinding - Florence + The Machine (It wasn't, but it is again, now ) 19. What does everyone else think about my current life? Horror Pop - Marina & The Diamonds 20. What type of men/women do I like? My Boy Builds Coffins - Florence + The Machine ( ) 21. Will I Get Married? Wake Up Alone - Amy Winehouse 22. What should I do with my love life? Not My Problem - Ke$ha 23. Where will I live? Fantasy - The xx 24. What will my dying words be? Mr. Magic (Through The Smoke) - Amy Winehouse (Cryptic... ) 25. When I’m having sex I say? Touch - Adam Tyler 26. When I meet a boy/girl for the first time I say? She Always Gets What She Wants - Florrie 27. When my parents are angry I say? Homewrecker - Marina & The Diamonds 28. Will I ever get the career I want? Try - P!nk 29. What do my colleagues think of me? You Don't Know Me - Neon Hitch 30. Do I believe in God? If I Was God - Natalia Kills (How Sartre of me )

Pawn Shop Blues is track 9 on AKA Lizzy Grant. I've never really gotten into it, but it's got a good vibe. I could see myself being enamored with it after a few listens.

By private, I meant "putting on Lana Del Rey in the bathroom and stripping for no one in particular, since there's actually nobody else there", but that didn't sound nearly as good as private striptease.

Between these two, it's gotta be Go Go Dancer. I can speak from personal experience, having done private striptease to both. That said, there are better Lana songs to get naked and dance to. Big Bad Wolf and Hundred Dollar Bill are my personal favorites.

I'd like to meet a 75+ year old female conservative asexual Pacific Islander Sikh. They sound like they'd have an interesting life, along with being the ultimate Lanaboards minority.

It was just Noir in video form.

Some of these opinions. I'll try to do mine in a couple hours. Definitely won't be giving Out Alive or Die Young near as much credit.

lana All lowercase.

That would just be cruel.

I'm just devoting myself to the charade, at this point. It's a good bit of harmless fun and we may get some new songs out of it.

Are you still close to Lizzy? Anonymous yes

I've been asking questions for a good bit, now. All anon, of course.

so did lizzy have a child? I've heard of several abortions but i don't know. Anonymous no

More facts no one knows about Lana. Anonymous She had an abortion.

He's from Queens.

I quite agree. About a quarter of it seems kind of plausible, but the rest just sits a little wrong.

But they could've found the article just as easily as we did. I don't think this theory can be put to rest just yet.

Yeah, plus he was in San Quentin, which doesn't correlate with any of the info we have on Lana's life.

I Don't Wanna Go vs. Push Me Down

Brite Lites vs. Methamphetamines

Raise Me Up (Mississippi South) vs. Mermaid Motel

Pawn Shop Blues vs. Raise Me Up (Mississippi South)

Gangsta Boy vs. On Our Way

That's actually a really tough one for me. I'll pick a large one, a midsize one and small one for favorites, just because I'm indecisive as hell. My favorite short one is undoubtedly the AJ Numan shoot. It's hyperstylized and edited to hell and back, but you can't argue with such perfection. For middling length shoots, my pick goes to the Glysain Yarhi photoshoot. Mostly for this photo. As for long ones, that title goes to the Glynis Selena Arban shoot. Everything is on point and it provides some nice variations on a theme. The ones in front of the mirror are my personal favorites. The Charles Cave shoot is probably my least favorite. Her eyebrows are like caterpillars and the angles are incredibly unflattering.

Lucky Ones vs. Heavy Hitter