The Stargirl Pinky

Lana stans be like: IM IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM ABOUT TO DELIVER MY BABY WHAT AM I DOING #MIKEDEAN

If this is the meltdown for one snippet imagine the scalping tomorrow

JAIL

The way Mike is coming out with more promo than TAP combined

Luv u henny, congrats on finishing law school too! I forgot to comment that cause I drank too much tryna build a nightstand last night OT: This has been said before but I bet Lana did want to make this a surprise reveal. Since insiders get info ahead of time I doubt there will ever be such a surprise drop. No complaints here since the news has really lifted my spirits up this week, but at the same time I wonder if there are ways to hide info on the backend until the very last minute??

Chile les keep outside drama away from here. We are on the verge of winning in just over 24 hours and I’m sure we’d rather keep the Mariah celebrations going Prosecco’s Out, [Stargirl] Pinky’s out girlies

You know what I’ve been thinking about lately? Lana (mostly always?) has professional videographers at her shows, and I’d personally love to see a lil Lana documentary of what life is like behind the glamour and artistè (probably more glamour since she is a glamorous person) but it would be a mixture of professional videography, home videos (of her banisters being painted blue), drama, and never before seen interviews. Now that would be an amazing project to pull off in 2021 alongside Blue Banisters the album.

Infiltrate the loud speaker system and play it on there

TAP Mgmt: How many songs do you want to release on 5/20? Lana: I still can’t believe it

Nawr it’s true, it’s true but I wanna go to bed and I don’t know how much longer I can hold on

I can’t stop laughing at this I love him so much

BUT AT LEAST WE’VE GOT THE NIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Lmao u rite sis, we need to cool down. I’m a few beers in and I’m so hype for a snippet. I wonder how many times I can refresh his Twatter before it crashes on me

When Lana’s banisters actually get painted blue

Us when Text Book, Blue Banisters, and Wildflower Wildfire accientally drop on dbree

Eclipse sliding into Mike’s DMs to premiere a Planet Eclipse exclusive snippet

NOW WAIT A MINUTE GORLS THIS MIGHT GET INTERESTING

Lana really said takeitdoen huh

He deleted the post because

All of us on 5/20, 6PM BST

How are ya’ll in investigation mode, I’m still too busy celebrating n trying not to pass tf out

Just a reminder that we FUCKING WON BREASTIES!!!

Honestly a fucking dream. One song in each hole amirite

TEXT BOOK BLUE BANISTERS WILDFLOWER WILDFIRE

OH FUCK EVERYONE MOVE EVERYONE MOVE LETS CELEBRATE LADIES