The Stargirl Pinky

This has all the trademarks of Lana’s songwriting lmao “child, wild, honey, dark” all that’s missing is blue but we know she’s saving that for her banisters

I ran out of time to put that one together heheh

GBIWI the new gospel single from Blue Banisters?

Lana we know it’s u drop the album trailer dammit

I wonder what ridiculous song acronyms we’ll get for the new record My money’s on DICC: Driving In Calabasas California

D’esxusemoi but what is a Deuxmoi?

LMFAO I SCREAMED

Ah, it’s that time in the pre-release era where the new acronyms confuse the shit out of me

Guess who’s coming this Friday?

The more we see and hear from Mike the more I think he’s a hardcore stan like us and he internally fangirls over her in the studio

Album is fantastic. True standout is Somebody Like Me. I’m so obsessed

THE CHAOS IN THIS THREAD MUST MEAN THE ALBUM IS COMING

I eat a lot of spinach and asparagus. And drink lotsa beer. But the veggies are very important. Don’t forget Icelandic yogurt. I love Icelandic yogurt. But thank u doll.

So I’ve been thinking this for a little while and quite honestly hesitated saying anything until tonight. Negating her previous records’ artistic success is, IMHO, blasphemy because her sonic direction, desires, and delivery (triple DD if you will ) represents who she is - perhaps who she was at the time. I really do believe her intrinsic identity embedded to her records is representative of what she went through, what she thought, what she felt, what she experienced at the time. And dismissing the production because of the simplicity and the instrumental purity of basic, melodic layering simply because the people can’t bop their b(p)ussies to it is, to me, ultimately sad. We seem to forget she has the ultimate say in her releases and, therefore, things sound the way they sound because she wanted it that way. Sure, she might challenge her producer(s) to do something outside of their customs or their conventions. But those projects were ultimately disseminated to the masses...under her direction. And I believe the same will be true of her upcoming albums - but it’s futile to dismiss the legitimacy and the value of her work because you can’t twerk to it. If that’s not your style move on...but I seem to somehow always find a way to relate to it. Perhaps because we’re ~somewhat~ similar in age. But I rest in the fact that her lyricism stays true to herself. I find a lot of calm in this. Excuse my rant...it’s not very often I express my buried thoughts.

Getting Love Angel Music Baby Gwen Stefani vibes and I’m not mad about it

I'll wait for you, Lana, that's all I do, Lana Don't come through, Lana, you never do Cause ur giving us fake dates Ur giving us fake dAaAates

Yeah this is honestly the biggest “fuck you” and it’s starting to bother me because you don’t have to say anything about a date when you’re riled up from what critics or other people say. It’s the same story time and time again: “this is BS and I’m getting back at u w/ new album out on unrealistic day” and it’s more a disservice to her fanbase than anything. Yet here I am excited af cause I enjoy all of her projects and they turn out great, I’m just dreading this uncertain wait now. First June, then July... all my assumptions are out the window at this point

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So our bish done lied to us again, the only thing we’re getting July 4th is a hot dog girlies

Us waiting for Mike to spill the tea

Deserves its own emoji on Lanaboards honestly

Ed Sheeran Taylor Swift Cardi B Lil Nas X = NEW RELEASE FROM Lana IN SIX WEEKS

Lana x Conway Twitty CONFIRMED Lanway Twitty x Conway Del Rey xo