The Stargirl Pinky

NGL there were 50 pre-release pages for me to get through so pardon if I repeat thoughts as I type them out but....

AAHHHHHHHHH *calls work*

Ladies I’m scared to scroll because people said “put stuff in spoilers you moron” and idk what this is in reference to and I’m excited and freaking out but I don’t want info to get spoiled AHHH what happened since yesterday?!

Coming from the girl who had 300sumn unread texts lmaoooo ya’ll remember that screenshot where she had young Lana as her background and she had so much unread material in her inboxes

I forgot this thread existed. Chile lemme -

When I’m down on my beans you’re how I pray

LMFAO IM DEAD

Blue Beans, White Shirt

He’s crazy y Cubano como yo, Goya

IS IT HAPPENING?

I believe the technical term is selfish gays

103 members browsing the forum on this blessed day

The way I’m getting nothing done at work today because of teamdelulu We need more news from obscure sources!! Serbian vinyl person 1.0 is the new cassette girl 2.0 keep the hype going!

Sumns definitely afoot

Bunny Mozart embracing cocc 4 cocc to get the album early

The way Lanaboards truly cares about one another

Sis.......hbu go outside and get some fresh air. The rest of us will bask in the chaos. Stop being so neg pls literally everything you’ve posted is “she’s not coming” “it’s not happening” “album’s delayed” and it’s killing the chemtrails hype even more

Lana when we’re listening to her l*ak*d album

Imagine her witchy power making Chemtrails sprout all over the world in obscene numbers I could see David Attenborough narrating this phenomenon

This! I always get real skeptical of the randos that come in with +0 rep points so close to the album release and they start with their antics... Other times they’re legit people who are just hyped about the album, but more often than not my inner Oprah kicks in

I’m just catching up YOSEMITE HERE WE COME AAAAHHH

Reality: GORL SAME

A mind period sounds very uncomfortable