The Stargirl Pinky

imagine how tired we are

Low key thought this was an Asthma thread and came to read up on inhalers.

can’t spell BUS without BS, bye

I totally read “see the heavenly gape of white dress open” and had flashbacks to there are roses in between my thighs HONEYMOON 2.0 CONFIRMED

I could see her word choices stemming from inside jokes or rural references. Like maybe she would say “are-kansas” as a joke with S*an, def agree with the rural trashy vibe thing @LemonadeHeavens

Drink this body from a can of gin, drink this wine and grab that can of gin?

I’ve only ever been heartbroken once and I’m ready for it to happen a second time. WD is going to wreck me

Totally, 1,000% Part of it for me is not having the album spoiled by other people’s commentary of what they heard, whether it’s lyrics, melodies, song comparisons (aka reminds me of XYZ song or album). Could I theoretically not log onto LB to keep the album rollout pure? Yeah but where’s the fun in that? I love gossiping with my girls on here

Me pulling a plasticguy to gain rep points omg gays I broke my dads laptop

Good Lord I could grate cheese off of those abs Look at how those Yosemittidies bounce Tryna rival but can’t touch Lucci amen COCC IN LESS THAN THREE WEEKS GLUE YOUR WIGS GORLS

Because the snippets are actually coming from you and you’re not Russian? We love u breastie

I feel at peace with this atm. *Russian snippets leak March 1st*

Except for the non-jingle bells version of HTD > LMLYLAW. Both songs are beautiful but if I had to pick that would be it. Anyway, I woke up to a Lana Insta post and it was her classic photomontage smdh I haven’t been this COCCless since 2018. No boyfriend, no hookups, the great American drought of 2017. Lord have mercy. It’s giving me flashbacks and that’s no way to live. In just shy of three weeks prepare for your 2021 eargasms for a lifetime (cause Lord knows when her next album will come out). Remember the suspense. The turmoil. The disappointment. But keep your eyes on the prize.

Me finally showing up to the pre-release thread on this cursed day I saw 200+ replies come in. What’s the tea sisters? We just hating on Jack and hexing LDR?

The find website says 22 mins til release and NGL this feels like a time warp where in 22 mins time will move backwards and it’s the start of Thursday all over again to re-live this nightmare

The whole loaf

Sounds like Spring Break in the Northern Hemisphere so....WD still on ladies

Sisters are we still doubting Caucasian Frock’s arrival? Low key her clit froze in an Alaskan igloo and she forgot to post, chill

ONLY THE REAL HOMIES KNOW THIS GIF SHOULD REALLY SAY MACHINATIONS INSTEAD OF WORKINGS WHITE DRESS IN 8.5 HRS

@Dragon:

I’m working a half day at work bestie and work is now over SO LES GOOOO

I SAW 68+ REPLIES AND KNEW TEAM DELULU WON YES GORLS N GAYS CHANNEL THE CHAOS WHITE DRESS WHITE MESH

In our inevitable disappointment I keep going back and forth between and

As close as we’re getting to White Dress this Friday