The Stargirl Pinky

When I think of “standards and classics” I automatically assume old-school, retro, vintage - basically the opposite of something modern or current. I’m curious in your mind what is contemporary? It’s an interesting thought!

1) Omg wow. I never knew Minnie Riperton was black. It was truly a “The Voice” moment where I heard her voice first and saw the picture after and was stunned. Love it. 2) This cover would save Christmas. 3) Ben lovers unite

If Lana covered this song I’m pretty sure I would die on the spot

WELL HELLO! And welcome to the first edition of what I hope to be many DrUnK cOvErS brought to you by yours truly. What I enjoy about these visuals - aside from the tasty beverages - is that I don’t second guess the artistic direction. I just do what feels right. So without further ado, a retro take on American Standards and Classics:

What even are nice feet? I’m repulsed by all feet.

I’m not saying she’s not not pregnant but I’m pretty sure I got this same feedback from my walks of shame in 2010 soo......idk sis

Could she be any more radiant? I can’t handle how gorgeous she is. Confident. Sensual. Glowing. WE LOVE TO SEE IT

Spotify worked for me as well. Honestly waiting to hear this song for the very first time really does feel like a brand new Lana song.

THE VIDEO OMFG

I wanna say it was Eclipse but in case it’s bruja I’ve got footage of her trying to leave town after hearing no news from Lana

Where did you gooooooo New cover song How’d you not know?

Bang bang would be amazing did you ever listen to the Isobel Campbell version? I thought it was really good

Yes to Heaven vs Angels Forever

phantom of the coccera *brought to u by pizza rolls

Next Insta post: screenshots of us roasting her feet

immediately closed the app and went straight to my pinot noir

THE WAY I THOUGHT WE GOT A LEGIT UPDATE ON THIS

Hopefully that boat won’t sync ??

Are you serious?! BRO, I CANNOT DECIDE

Yeah I hear wedding bells, but they’re not for you, they’re for your best friend...

1) Yosemititty 2) Roses in between my thighs Bloom 4 U 3) That potentially fake Chemtrails snippet from *~DeGrEe~* that I’m still obsessed with with the strings 4) Happiness is a Butterfly demo without Jack’s guitars in the background 5) How To Diss-a-Queer demo without Jack’s jangle ballz in the background