The Stargirl Pinky

When you hear Yosemite’s bongos and can’t help but to think of Christina Lucci’s bongos

Groupie Love without the rapping

Un excuse me never come for me again. I feel attacked Srsly tho I vibe with this thought so much. Raised super conservative and now a full fledged KWEEN I’m constantly thinking about this dichotomy. I bet a lot of people who come and go from the church struggle with this near identitty crisis.

Fucking Evermore Ends Tonight a tswift revenge album

The way we’re all clinging to an Instagram notification like

UGHHH I need this album now!! I hate the power she has over me

If only you weren’t so good at the technology...you have been chosen

@lamms doing God’s work and leaking UFB, Dealer, Bikini Gold, and the rest of her unreleased discography

Ya boy’s been having some wild health scares lately and I’m terrified that it’ll turn even more serious and I’ll die before the album comes out I just wanna dance with you celebrate with you all!

Best tea!!! I’m here, I’m queer, but don’t get used to it cause I gotta get back to work for a few hours before my day’s over. Holla at your sista when yosemite.mp3 is alive and breathing

Thanks sis!!

Gorls I’m at the doctor’s and me with my priorities straight opened Lanaboards during the consultation and saw hundreds of new replies lmao someone pls condense the tea

Reality:

lmao I always read mixed case sentences like “iNb4 yOsEmItE iS tErRrIbLe” they say

Us when we hear the full context of what Lana did for you, for me, for free, and for the right reasons

Can we keep it a little more generic then mods? How does the forum feel about singles releasing a week before a record drops? If she was gonna release ANY song (even my treasured Yosemite) as a single so close to the album release I’d say she can keep it until the whole thing comes out. I think I personally could muster up a week of willpower to experience COCC in full What else are we gonna discuss? Feels like we can’t talk about anything anymore when miss LDR ain’t feeding us (If this is ~problematic~ let me know, truly don’t mean to be rewd)

I am large, I contain multitudes

I highly recommend drinking if ya’ll wanna be hyped up. Works for me every time, just find your sweet spot (mine is 3-4 drinks) That being said I’ll be dead sober for my first HQ album listen so I can appreciate the little details even more

Right next to Live Love Laugh I bet the song will slap tho

Me trying to make conversational eye contact while stalking this thread for updates

Stream for clear skin girlies

Impeccable description. She came to feed and we ate good ladies

Chile pls this makes me think of no-go p0rn and I get flashbacks to last night’s “la culiada salvaje 1” cartoon Anyway, how many promo efforts can we realistically expect before the album drops? I’m thinking 1 or 2 magazines with an interview and a music video premiere for WD. Maybe another Spotify banner or sumn but not much else?

On the eleven days of Chemtrails Miss Lana gave to us 11. Selfie with Joni 10. Her fave pic of her dancers 9. Image of ex scratched out 8. Yosemittity video 7. BTS shot of Ride/motorcycle MV 6. 5. New drug merch 4. Limited edition pink champagne 3. Photoshoot at Oklahoma church 2. Chemtrails spelling out “COCC” in LA sky 1. Unseen Lizzy days pic of her waitressing