The Stargirl Pinky

So Fishtails is a hybrid of 1949 and Watercolor Eyes? @Kintsugi we need confirmation bestie

I thought I was maybe bi but nope fully gay 🏳️‍🌈

It took 1️⃣3️⃣ 🐠 bowls to find one empty But finally, it's mine With drippin' 🍑, Jerry’s 📸-ready Almost all the time

Darlin', darlin', darlin' I fall to pieces when I'm with you, I fall to pieces My Jerry and wine, rosemary and thyme And all of my fish bowls (are ruined)

AUDIBLY WHEEZING LMFAOOOOOO

Wdym we’re at peak performance rn

When Jack is a surprise feature on Fishtails

WHEN’S IT GONNA BE MY TUUU-

This picture came up in my camera roll memories and it is SENDING me this cannot be a coincidence I promise we’ll visit ya’ll in jail @kraljicabenzinske @VioletBunny @For K

Down the back, but who cares—still the Louvre

Yeah my guess is nickname means his original username which is “Burn Me Where You Belong”

Ben watching this thread rn

Help you’re too cute to get arrested bestie

Going back to Fishtails..is this potential title going to be a literal reference? A metaphor? I wonder if Boz’s comments about the G-spot song being a poetic and allegorical gem will extend to Fishtails as well. I can see it being a song about how the public’s perception of her was influenced by tainted media coverage, essentially creating a woven narrative like a fishtail braid. I could also see her going in a more literal direction where she gets her hair done as a bridesmaid but she wonders when her day in the sun as a bride will come

And by “we dismissed it” I mean me LMFAO I played myself

Sobbing at how lustforlife probably uploaded the “…his deep sea fishing” title on arccloud but we dismissed it because it didn’t make grammatical sense

Now that my initial nomination collapse has passed I wanted to thank ya’ll again for considering me for a few Lipster awards this year! I’m just a wee little pinky and don’t take myself very seriously 95% of the time on LB so the recognition feels really nice. However, I’d be remiss if I didn’t show my support for my fellow Lipsters who have been through thick and thin with me - the kind souls whose consistent demonstration of loyalty, friendship, and care is reflected in their iconic presence on Lanaboards. While all of the nominees have earned their spots on the final list I wanted to share my personal endorsements. I’m traveling a long ways today so lucky for you I’ve written an essay to keep you entertained. Without further ado for your consideration…… Most Active: @Surf Noir is an icon, a national treasure, and a hilarious human being whose sole activity on Lanaboards keeps the website profitable on a weekly basis* (*claims not substantiated by LB management) Best Username: If this Pinky doesn’t tickle your pickle then I strongly endorse the beautiful, unique, amazing, talented @takeitdoen. This is a double edged sword because the username is so iconic and I don’t want him to retire this name, so actually maybe don’t vote for him SHDBDJFB jk jk do it Best Taste: The unquestionable influence, thoughtfulness, and intelligence of @honeybadger and @PatentLeatherDoOver is unmatched and both besties really stand out - from their Lana theories to their upcoming album discourse all of us gorls have been captivated by these two individuals for many eras Worst Taste: She needs no introduction but this award has become synonymous with @Terrence Loves Me, a shining star on this forum whose posts never fail to make me laugh Nicest Member: If you decide Pinky’s aren’t your thing and you’re more of a thumb, index, or middle finger kind of gorl then @Alison by Slowdive is the bestie for you! Her kindness spans centuries - a prophecy foretold in 13 B.C. now physically manifested in the 21st century Best New Member: The devil works hard but @hotshot2am works harder - a technical savant, our technologically gifted bestie has made countless contributions to the DYK thread in our search for album information Underrated Member: The showstopping @prettywhenimhigh is our resident goddess, the hostess with the mostest, an international icon known for her love of Tulla Luana and Gretchen Miranda. She is the sister everybody would want, I don’t know a better person Most Missed Sis: @past the bushes is one of the funniest members I’ve encountered on this website, and those who had the pleasure of interacting with them know exactly what I’m talking about. Their gags never miss - an example of a model Lanaboards citizen Biggest Stan: Without a doubt the person that comes to mind is @IanadeIrey - her knowledge of Lana lore down to her very own nail beds is the kind of nominee we need for this category Hybrid Fan: He’s not a hybrid fan, but really hybrid fam. @boom like that is the living embodiment of all things that make me go boom like that: he’s hot, he’s smart, and a true music lover of all kinds Be My Daddy: The way I wanted to be hilarious with this next post but I couldn’t come up with anything because there’s nothing funny about how hot she is. @Venice’s beauty knows no limits, it permeates her very pores from her outer lewks to her inner soul. She changed my life this year in more ways than people will ever know and I’m so grateful for her friendship. This award is truly deserved Thread of the Year: I haven’t stopped sobbing over “her” making the nominations list DJDNFFHD it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Crazy For You Pre-Leak is also an equal contender….the memories we shared and the shitposting that went on to reach a certain number of pages was next level Thread of the Decade: Formal petition for sitewide access to the old Chemtrails pre-release which accidentally got merged by a mod bc some of my best gags were in those pages FJRJTJFNR. This thread was SUCH a mess and I’m here for it Leak of the Decade: If you don’t choose Life is Beautiful you have horrible taste LB Moment of the Decade: Cassette Girl DESERVES and if you’re not voting for this you’re denying her and her fired grandparent’s rights to be cemented into Lanaboards history! And that’s it for now! God Bless ladies!!!

Imagine the whole schlong if this is just the tip I need this album immediately

Anyone bring some sides for this roast?

Who made the comment about DYK not being the lead single and that the actual lead was incoming with a MV? Was that our bestie Kuntsy? I would love to see her really deliver the visuals for this era with an iconic music video like Chemtrails

Oh you are wrong for this honeybadger LMAO praying Lana doesn’t show up at your door like big bird

Not LPSG getting a Lanaboards shoutout today on the Lord’s day